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Song Parodies -> "Nifty Pints: Freak's Fridge Song (Healin' Smoothie)"

Original Song Title:

"59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Nifty Pints: Freak's Fridge Song (Healin' Smoothie)"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Throw down
The cukes and flax,
I've got to taste some more wheat grass, just
Pickled mounds of mottled corn;
Whippin' up one more healin' smoothie!
(Healin' smoothie, healin' smoothie...)

Suckin' it down, down, down, down,
Healin' smoothie...

Hello, rump roast,
I'm anemic;
I need a meal that's low-glycemic;
Blendin' up green slime for me;
Vita-Mix doo-doo:
Healin' smoothie!
(Healin' smoothie, healin' smoothie...)

Suckin' it down, down, down, down,
Healin' smoothie...

I got no greens to chew,
No hummus in my teeth;
This frappe's cool and healthy and has no horse meat!
Let the vitamins flush all the toxins from me--
Siphon up, you
Raw, rich smoothie!

Four pounds,
You lose too fast,
You can't digest, it sure means gas, just
Trickles down your trousers warm;
Poopin' the runs with healin' smoothies!
(Healin' smoothies, healin' smoothies)

Suckin' it down, down, down, down,
Healin' smoothie...
┬ęBob "Pulse-Grindin' and Harsh Farts-Humble" Gomez 2013

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Old Man Ribber - February 28, 2013 - Report this comment
Bob - Now I'll need a similar concoction to purge this song from my head. Many fav lines, especially "anemic/low glycemic" rhyme and the horsemeat reference. A true bresh of fresh air...at least before it kicks in. Another memorable one for sure. ;D
Patrick - February 28, 2013 - Report this comment
A friend of mine has just acquired a blender and is grinding up every sort of fruit and vegetable together and drinking it. Personally, when it comes to food, I'm still a segregationist. There will be plenty of time to blend in the digestive tract.
Bob Gomez - February 28, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ribsy and Patrick. Seriously, this one came to me while I was making a cucumber-pineapple feijoa-orange peel-rangpur lime-fig-lemon-kale smoothie. It tasted horrible, but I felt really good about myself. Now for some shortbread cookies...

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