Throw down
The cukes and flax,
I've got to taste some more wheat grass, just
Pickled mounds of mottled corn;
Whippin' up one more healin' smoothie!
(Healin' smoothie, healin' smoothie...)

Suckin' it down, down, down, down,
Healin' smoothie...

Hello, rump roast,
I'm anemic;
I need a meal that's low-glycemic;
Blendin' up green slime for me;
Vita-Mix doo-doo:
Healin' smoothie!
(Healin' smoothie, healin' smoothie...)

Suckin' it down, down, down, down,
Healin' smoothie...

I got no greens to chew,
No hummus in my teeth;
This frappe's cool and healthy and has no horse meat!
Let the vitamins flush all the toxins from me--
Siphon up, you
Raw, rich smoothie!

Four pounds,
You lose too fast,
You can't digest, it sure means gas, just
Trickles down your trousers warm;
Poopin' the runs with healin' smoothies!
(Healin' smoothies, healin' smoothies)

Suckin' it down, down, down, down,
Healin' smoothie...