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Song Parodies -> "WE-SUE-4-U"

Original Song Title:

"Scarborough Fair/Canticle"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"WE-SUE-4-U"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Are feeling your life is unfair?
Marshey, Paige, Thromberry And Klein
These attorneys will always be there
You'll be com-pensated in time

Tell us, was your sacro-iliac hurt
(When you rolled down the hill in your revved-up machine?)
Marshey, Paige, Thromberry And Klein
(Trust them, tomorrow, you're king of the town)
This diligent team, with their interns work
(Summons and waivers and writs like a mountain)
Will bring you loads of cash in time
(WE-SUE-4-U is the best phone to call)

Tell us, do you suffer from an aching hand
(From loneliness spent over many late eves?)
Marshey, Paige, Thromberry And Klein
(Relieve the pain when they rev the gears)
They'll indict Jergen's and the porn mags
(Who inspired you to "polish up your gun")
Your cash back will make you feel fine

Are you decrepit, and quite ill from the weather?
(Wind and snow, rainfall by the gallons!)
Marshey, Paige, Thromberry And Klein
Will write court orders for medical bills
To meteorologists, all bound together
(They'll pay for forecasts so inaccurate and rotten)
For these crimes, they soon will be fined

So is your life all cruel and unfair?
Marshey, Paige, Thromberry And Klein
Remember who the victim is here
Just call us, WE-SUE-4-U, try!
Copyright 2012, Agrimorfee.

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Porfle Popnecker - January 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Great idea and very nicely done.
Matthias - January 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Very originally idea. I'm thinking it's hard to get good jokes out of these parodies because of Simon and Garfunkel's somber songs. This was very well written but wasn't exactly all that funny. Sorry Aggy.
bobpiecheese - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Definitely an interesting idea, but I think it would've been funnier if the lawsuits were a bit more frivolous, like the infamous "I sued McDonald's because I spilled hot coffee in my lap". Still, this was very well written, major kudos on tackling the overlapping parts. Could've been funnier, but as stands it's still very good. $555 in compensation!
Rex - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I'm guessing these are the lawyers that support SOPA, PIPA, and ACTA. You certainly made your case for 555 with this one.
Blaydeman - January 28, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I liked this, but also wish that the suits were a bit more ridiculous, that would've made it so much funnier!
Below Average Dave - January 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Yeah, what Rex said . . . it was good just had no idea who these people were so hard to get where it was going not knowing their background info

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