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Were you present at Stewart/Colbert
Fake event on National Mall?
A travesty - but they do not care.
A cheap public stunt, that is all.
(Next three verses: Stewart in regular print, Colbert in parenthesis)
Although the rally got me lots of note,
(You know I'd never mock - those who govern our land)
My main plan was trashing Glenn Beck.
(I'd never make fun of Congress - no way!)
I got my wish wish! I got the right's goat!
(You saw my "testimony" to the Congress)
If you missed it - you're a redneck!
(Damn! I am so good - a true genius me!)
Uncounted thousands of fans showed en masse,
(For you people can't see - I've only one joke)
Come to party and smoke a joint.
(One character - just one bit of shtick!)
A modern day Woodstock - devoid of class.
(I'm only on - 'cause Stewart is my friend)
My message? There isn't a point!
But there was one point - I realized I was missing:
(I an so clever - a true comic icon)
Those before us were the real thing.
(You have no clue that I'm screwing with you)
It wasn't just Beck and friends I was dissing.
(And I'll chuckle smugly as to the bank I'm strutting!)
This mocked all - even Doctor King!
What resulted from Stewart/Colbert?
Did it energize O.'s young base?
We doubt it, but it gave us a scare.
How'd we fall to such a low place?
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