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Song Parodies -> "The Sound Of My Vents"

Original Song Title:

"The Sound of Silence"

Original Performer:

Simon and Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"The Sound Of My Vents"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Hello, bean soup, my old friend
You're talking back to me again
I feel your presence slowly creeping
Gastric forces mean no sleeping
First a flutter
Then the pressure and the pain
Their refrain
Will build The Sound Of My Vents

Mimicked are tones of sawing trees
Muffled angry bumble bees
The motorcycle at the corner
A funeral service and real sad mourner,
Feeling eyeballs burn
With strong fumes, that the nostrils fight
They split the night,
The awful Sound Of My Vents

I fan the covers for defense
Against the foe of flatulence
There's no winning way to battle
The power of stampeding cattle
Really nothing I can do to hold it back
So loud and black
Now comes The Sound Of My Vents

I exhaust a Greyhound bus,
My poor wife, oblivious
There's no way that I can save her
Systems all go, cannot waiver
Oh, poor Jane, alas, I knew her well
She reaps the harrowed hell Of My Vents

Beside the bed, a mushroom cloud
I'm ashamed, yet slightly proud
Cat escapes, but late, the warning
Gasping in the fresh air morning
Pet canary, lies dead with it's feet up
Large pictures, shatter off the walls
The Richter scale stalls
No meter scrawls The Sound Of My Vents





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John Barry - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I hear this being sung in B-flat'. One of the funniest fart parodies I've read.
alvin rhodes - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
explosively funny
TJC - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Ventastic! All great but: "I'm ashamed, yet slightly proud" & "Pet canary, lies dead with it's feet up" particularly tickled my fancy, er, um, riled my rectum!
Ann - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
funny
2Eagle - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Such a poet! You took a boring song and made it a riot - and did Mel Brooks proud.
AFW - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, John,alvin, TJC, Ann, and 2Eagle
Lionel Mertens - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Conflatulations on a song well stunk. 5's
PMS - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Blowing you some fives!!!
Red Ant - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
This built slowly then suddenly exploded in the last verse. I haven't kept track, but I'm sure "I'm ashamed, yet slightly proud" would probably make my/a top 10 all-time favorite lines list. 555+.
chas roper - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
that building to a crescendo of outrageousness at the end is fascinating.

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