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Song Parodies -> "I'm Mister Spock"

Original Song Title:

"I Am A Rock"

Original Performer:

Simon And Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Mister Spock"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

going on vacation...i will see y'all in about 10 days...
the captain's mate
i'm a deep and dark crew member
i have no home
mothered by a human
vulcan dad, you know
i'm a crazy halfbreed long eared dynamo
i'm mister spock
i am a wild one

airtight walls
a spacecraft, sleek and mighty
but death rays penetrate
i cannot flee the starship
starship must be saved
i'm after klingons
when they act depraved
i'm mister spock
i am a wild one

don't know 'bout love
though i've felt that urge before
a few times every century
each seven years i plunder
through feelings i can't hide
its an ugly thing i'd rather keep inside
i'm mister spock
i am a wild one

i don't get shook
i think logically and correctly
i am shielded from all ardor
off in space i zoom
hair is neatly groomed
a cosmic son...a hybrid entity
i'm mister spock
i am a wild one

and the doc is a pain
and that fellow i despise


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Rex - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment
AWESOME! Um, I mean, quite well constructed, captain.
Steve K. - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Live long and prosper. Warp factor 5.
Johnny D - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment
5s, a worthy partner to (warning, shameless plug approaching) my parody "Leonard Played Spock".
John Barry - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment
It is logical to give you fives. (And what Rex said.)
alvin rhodes - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks rex steve johnny and john (tries to give vulcan salute and fails miserably)
AFW - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Tricky and trekky and analytical...very good..5's ....and enjoy your vacash...
Michael Pacholek - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Laugh long and prosper.
Matthias - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I Wanna Spock! Spock!!!!!
Stephen Harrington - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't know the original, but 5s anyway, since I do know alittle Star Trek. Very good.
alvin rhodes - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks AFW michael matthias and stephen
Adagio - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Very good parody, Mr. Spock! Have a good trip and 5's.
alvin rhodes - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks adagio
Dirty Hairy - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment
The Dilithium crystals may be ready to blow, but this doesn't. 5 photon torpedos for you tribble troubles.
Larry Hensley - May 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny stuff, even though I only ever watched a few episodes. 555s
Red Ant - May 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Vacation; a concept most logical. 5s.
Tim Hall - May 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Works much better than Nimoy singing Proud Mary and If I Had A Hammer
Dr. "Bones" McCoy - May 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I should have known, Spock, that only a pointy-eared Vulcan like you would tell Mr. Scott that it's logical to replace the Enterprise's dilithium with Folger's Crystals!
Spaff.com - May 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent job, as always. Thanks for the intro comment; I was stunned to see no new alvin rhodes parody today. And, hey, congrats on your three-year mark.
Paul Robinson - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Glad I caught Spaff's comment...I would have missed this one otherwise....Good one to post before taking a well-deserved break, really fine job...wish I had the OS recording...you might guess why...lol...5's ~ ~ ~
2Eagle - June 04, 2012 - Report this comment
And every Yom Kippur...You have to do without me.

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