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Song Parodies -> "I'm Mister Spock"
Original Song Title:
"I Am A Rock"
Original Performer:
Simon And Garfunkel
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Mister Spock"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
going on vacation...i will see y'all in about 10 days...
the captain's mate
i'm a deep and dark crew member
i have no home
mothered by a human
vulcan dad, you know
i'm a crazy halfbreed long eared dynamo
i'm mister spock
i am a wild one
airtight walls
a spacecraft, sleek and mighty
but death rays penetrate
i cannot flee the starship
starship must be saved
i'm after klingons
when they act depraved
i'm mister spock
i am a wild one
don't know 'bout love
though i've felt that urge before
a few times every century
each seven years i plunder
through feelings i can't hide
its an ugly thing i'd rather keep inside
i'm mister spock
i am a wild one
i don't get shook
i think logically and correctly
i am shielded from all ardor
off in space i zoom
hair is neatly groomed
a cosmic son...a hybrid entity
i'm mister spock
i am a wild one
and the doc is a pain
and that fellow i despise
i'm a deep and dark crew member
i have no home
mothered by a human
vulcan dad, you know
i'm a crazy halfbreed long eared dynamo
i'm mister spock
i am a wild one
airtight walls
a spacecraft, sleek and mighty
but death rays penetrate
i cannot flee the starship
starship must be saved
i'm after klingons
when they act depraved
i'm mister spock
i am a wild one
don't know 'bout love
though i've felt that urge before
a few times every century
each seven years i plunder
through feelings i can't hide
its an ugly thing i'd rather keep inside
i'm mister spock
i am a wild one
i don't get shook
i think logically and correctly
i am shielded from all ardor
off in space i zoom
hair is neatly groomed
a cosmic son...a hybrid entity
i'm mister spock
i am a wild one
and the doc is a pain
and that fellow i despise
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AWESOME! Um, I mean, quite well constructed, captain.
Live long and prosper. Warp factor 5.
5s, a worthy partner to (warning, shameless plug approaching) my parody "Leonard Played Spock".
It is logical to give you fives. (And what Rex said.)
thanks rex steve johnny and john (tries to give vulcan salute and fails miserably)
Tricky and trekky and analytical...very good..5's ....and enjoy your vacash...
Laugh long and prosper.
I Wanna Spock! Spock!!!!!
Don't know the original, but 5s anyway, since I do know alittle Star Trek. Very good.
thanks AFW michael matthias and stephen
Very good parody, Mr. Spock! Have a good trip and 5's.
thanks adagio
The Dilithium crystals may be ready to blow, but this doesn't. 5 photon torpedos for you tribble troubles.
Funny stuff, even though I only ever watched a few episodes. 555s
Vacation; a concept most logical. 5s.
Works much better than Nimoy singing Proud Mary and If I Had A Hammer
I should have known, Spock, that only a pointy-eared Vulcan like you would tell Mr. Scott that it's logical to replace the Enterprise's dilithium with Folger's Crystals!
Excellent job, as always. Thanks for the intro comment; I was stunned to see no new alvin rhodes parody today. And, hey, congrats on your three-year mark.
Glad I caught Spaff's comment...I would have missed this one otherwise....Good one to post before taking a well-deserved break, really fine job...wish I had the OS recording...you might guess why...lol...5's ~ ~ ~
And every Yom Kippur...You have to do without me.
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