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Song Parodies -> "Fridge With The Guys I've Slaughtered"
Original Song Title:
"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Original Performer:
Simon and Garfunkel
Parody Song Title:
"Fridge With The Guys I've Slaughtered"
Parody Written by:
Silly Willie
The Lyrics
Another Jeffrey Dahmer gore fest
In the blood stained, shower stall
Parts from hacked up dead guys, I killed them all
Inside my fridge, oh you'll find more stuff
Some remains can be found
In my fridge, parts of guys I've slaughtered
Some heads can be found
In my fridge, parts of guys I've slaughtered
Body parts abound
I like to go out
Meet guys on the street
When I catch them off guard
I will murder them
Hack them apart
Oh then the sex comes
And blood is all around
In the fridge, parts of guys I've slaughtered
Some heads can be found.
In the fridge, parts of guys I've slaughtered
Body parts abound
Pail of blood and gore
Pail of lye
It's time to both combine
Turn to slime and flush away
It's time to dine
Oh, eat my new dead friend
I'll keep what's left behind
In the fridge with the guys I've slaughtered
What is left behind
In the fridge with the guys I've slaughtered
What is left behind
Parts from hacked up dead guys, I killed them all
Inside my fridge, oh you'll find more stuff
Some remains can be found
In my fridge, parts of guys I've slaughtered
Some heads can be found
In my fridge, parts of guys I've slaughtered
Body parts abound
I like to go out
Meet guys on the street
When I catch them off guard
I will murder them
Hack them apart
Oh then the sex comes
And blood is all around
In the fridge, parts of guys I've slaughtered
Some heads can be found.
In the fridge, parts of guys I've slaughtered
Body parts abound
Pail of blood and gore
Pail of lye
It's time to both combine
Turn to slime and flush away
It's time to dine
Oh, eat my new dead friend
I'll keep what's left behind
In the fridge with the guys I've slaughtered
What is left behind
In the fridge with the guys I've slaughtered
What is left behind
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great title...and my favorite for the day...these words with that gorgeous melody just slay me...5s plus
What Alvin said.
This has more Gore, than Al..and it's put together better..far out, and morbidly hilarious..
Willy, part of me wants to hate this piece...but it looks like someone hacked that part off...and I can't seem to locate it now...So I guess the rest of me is free to give you 3 blood-soaked 5's...agree with all the previous comments. / / / ~ ~ ~
For this parody you'll get 555 to life!
That's cold, man. That's cold. And it was a little hard to swallow. OK, seriously: Matching Simon & Garfunkel with Jeffrey Dahmer was brilliant. Wonder if there's a Celine Dion song that can be turned into a Hannibal Lecter parody? Better yet, introduce Hannibal the Cannibal to Michael Bolton... nah, even he would lose his appetite.
Simon and Garfunkel ... or is it Dinin' on Garfunkel ...
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