We'd like
to learn a little
bit about your expertise
We'd like to try to benchmark your great skill
Looking at you
we can see
there's talent there alright...
BUT we need a base to get a relative insight

so you will need to be PaulRobinsoned
then we'll know how far your talent's come
(...wo wo wo)
just sit and wait while we PaulRobinson
seven minutes, then we should be done
(...hey hey hey...hey hey hey)

It
is such a shame
when someone's over-judged their worth
That's why we need a worth-yardstick
We looked
for someone with
a long PaulRobinson background
Espresso Gardens found this bloke who won the job hands down

Hip hip hooray! for Paul Robinson
Jesus put him here for us to use
(...wo wo wo)
He's just a pirate Californian, but
nobody exactly fills his shoes
(...hey hey hey...hey hey hey)

Sit-
ting on the sofa
now it's time to score your test
m'hmmm, uh huh, m'hmmm, yoo hoo!
Here's
your score - I'm sorry
but it's prob'ly for the best
( unfortunately each way you interpret it you lose )

remember, even Joe DiMaggio
thought he was a star 'til he came here
(...ooh ooh ooh)
but then Joe had himself PaulRobinsoned
nobody has seen him now for years
(...whoa whoa whoa...whoa whoa whoa)