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Song Parodies -> "The Paul-Robinsoning Institute"

Original Song Title:

"Mrs Robinson"

Original Performer:

Simon and Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"The Paul-Robinsoning Institute"

Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

to understand this you need to have been following this thread on the messageboard.......,9355.45.html.....(page 4, 10th comment onwards).......just giving the general coinage of your word-name a boost, Paul ;-)
We'd like
to learn a little
bit about your expertise
We'd like to try to benchmark your great skill
Looking at you
we can see
there's talent there alright...
BUT we need a base to get a relative insight

so you will need to be PaulRobinsoned
then we'll know how far your talent's come
(...wo wo wo)
just sit and wait while we PaulRobinson
seven minutes, then we should be done
(...hey hey hey...hey hey hey)

is such a shame
when someone's over-judged their worth
That's why we need a worth-yardstick
We looked
for someone with
a long PaulRobinson background
Espresso Gardens found this bloke who won the job hands down

Hip hip hooray! for Paul Robinson
Jesus put him here for us to use
(...wo wo wo)
He's just a pirate Californian, but
nobody exactly fills his shoes
(...hey hey hey...hey hey hey)

ting on the sofa
now it's time to score your test
m'hmmm, uh huh, m'hmmm, yoo hoo!
your score - I'm sorry
but it's prob'ly for the best
( unfortunately each way you interpret it you lose )

remember, even Joe DiMaggio
thought he was a star 'til he came here
(...ooh ooh ooh)
but then Joe had himself PaulRobinsoned
nobody has seen him now for years
(...whoa whoa whoa...whoa whoa whoa)

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Total Votes: 7

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alvin rhodes - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
i agree...we all could use a little paul-robinsoning...5s
Rick C - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
OK, had to go read the entire thread but, I'm back now. Excellent job here Stu! 555
martha - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Stuart McArthur - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks alvin, thanks for going to the trouble Rick, and thanks martha
Kristof Robertson - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Of course this was superbly crafted and chucklesome, Stu...unfortunately, only those who followed the thread will get it, and I doubt many will go back to it to find out what it's about. But you are definitely the master of thread-related parodies (Hilaryh8ter being case in point) so...bravo! 555
Jeff Reuben - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, you certainly know how to thread the needle =)
Stuart McArthur - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
au contraire, Kristof, I can hear the thunder of hoofbeats as I type - pretty soon everyone will have made the journey and back ;-)

thanks Jeff, of the comments Reubenesque!!

damn test!! - I was dreading your arrival - don't tell me, failed again, right?
ChuckyG - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
that was me... I was working on a test to keep the spammers at bay. appears to work for the time being.
Paul Robinson - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, I'm once again honored to be honored...certainly getting a lot of mileage out of my being randomly selected multiple times as an example of someone who might have gotten preferable treatment to others. I certainly got some laughs out of this piece, Stu ~ ~ ~
Stuart McArthur - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Stuart McArthur - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey Paul!! You made it! It's pretty much just you and me and a couple of others who get it, but when the idea came (albeit an obvious one) I had to honour it - and you! :-)

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