Are you votin' Republican, ma'am?
Harsh Dick Cheney, Rumsey and Rice
They bomb Iraq like it's Vietnam
Switch to Kerry, that's my advice

Tell Bush to find me Osama Hussein
(What do you think "conservative" means?)
Harsh Dick Cheney, Rumsey and Rice
(Why hasn't Bush vetoed one spending bill?)
What's that you say? No one by that name?
(MBA Bush breaks the National Treasury)
Talk to Dubya and be concise
(Seems unaware while the deficit grows)

Tell him the Internet's one single thing
(There's John Ashcroft, Karl Rove, and Wolfowitz, too)
Harsh Dick Cheney, Rumsey and Rice
(Patriot Act is corroding our rights)
For reading and writing, speaking, list'ning
(Remember photographs from Abu Ghraib)
Not to God or to Jesus Christ

Tell him he's got us in a pickle with Europe
(400 tons of explosives)
Harsh Dick Cheney, Rumsey and Rice
(Not enough forces to guard Al Qaqaa)
We plied 'em with vinegar, now let's try syrup
(Now who knows where they've gone, or what terrorists will use them)
Army grunts will soon pay the price

Are you votin' Republican, sir?
Harsh Dick Cheney, Rumsey and Rice
A Kerry convert I wish you were
Touch the screen, it might just count twice...