I'm smiling here.

Hey, two dental parodies on the same day, what are the odds? Good job. 5's

I knew this would be good as soon as I saw the title. 5-5-5

mac, Johnny, Jan. thanks to you three terrific writers for the nice words. Your songs just keep me in stitches and provide much inspiration

GJ Paul :-D G1

Good job, Paul!

Birg, Adagio, many thanks

Was that the fridge with the rancid butter? Well done. Hahahahaha.

the title was so clever, i knew it would be a good one !

Guy, I thought about using rancid, and it would have been true! Thanks

Alvin, thank you.

I dunno, sort of seemed like three different songs to me, I prefer parodies to be a bit more. . .cohesive

Mr Critical. thanks for your comments. Why are you afraid to leave your name? I don't mind criticism, it will help me become a better writer.

Paul, regarding the teeth, it must have been the Savoy Truffle! Enjoyed it (the parody, not the truffle).

Mari D, thank you(WHAT IS SAVOY TRUFFLE?)

It's the title of a Beatle song, which George got from a candy assortment box he got an upset stomach from.

Thanks Rick. I thought I knew most of the Fab Four stuff, but missed this one.

I thought Savoy Truffle was some kind of dance..:D

Paul, the story that I heard was about George ragging on his buddy Eric Clapton, who was always eating sweets. Reportedly, he had told Eric that if he kept up that habit he'd have to have all his teeth pulled out. Adagio, it SHOULD be a dance!

DO THE TRUFFLE !!! Tea, I can see it now :-)

Hehe...you start it off, Paul. Mari, you and Rick next, k?

Very nice. I am glad to see you did not disgrace my favorites S&G song. :) All 5's ~RK~

I would leave my real name, and would have voted, but a lot of people don't seem to respond well to constructive criticism, they take it too personally. I'm glad to see you're an exception.

Rhoda, thanks so much......mr critical, I don't know anyone here personally, but my objective is merely to bring chuckles to people. I know I step over the line sometimes in an effort to amuse, but never with intentional maliciousness aforethought. However, the smiles of the many outweigh the frowns of the few, to paraphrase Mr. Spock.My hat's off to anyone not afraid to speak their mind, even if it is not positive.As to your 3 song idea that I gave brief consideration to, it just seemed easier to wrap it all up in one bite than to beat a dead horse 3 times. Lots of other songs need the attention.

Paul W. Dental problems sure bite, don't they. While the parody does seem to roll into new territory with each verse it's still funny. Say, I noticed on a comment you made to Mari D that you are 53. By coincidence, so am I. (April 1st, 1950...no lie). That tracks you up there wrinkled neck-to- wrinkled neck with me in the battle for "Oldest Fart posting parodies on amiright.com", at least among those brave enough to declare their age.

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Paul, I'm so old I can't even remember how old I am! I am actually 52, I was born in 51. Will be 53 in August. But with all the mileage, I'm about 103, and feel older. However, you know what they say, growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional LOL. Mentally, I'm about 16, or roughly double my iq. :-D

Paul W - This IS getting a little scary! One of MY FAVORITE lines happens to be: "Aging is mandatory, Maturity is strictly optional". WAY too close to your "growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional" I'd have to say. It sort of reminds me of the first paragraph of a baseball story from back in the 1970's. The Dodgers had veterans Manny Mota and I believe maybe Vic Davalillo (not sure it was him but it was a left-handed hitting, contact-type hitter). They both got key 9th inning hits to beat the Phillies in a play-off game ( I think Greg Luzinski misplayed one of them that he maybe should have caught into a hit, the fans and pundits really laid into the Phils Manager, Danny Ozark possibly, but I'm not positive, for not making a 9th inning defensive change in left-field. and the writer started the paragraph out "Between them Manny Mota and Vic Davalillo are old enough to be dead." (I think they were maybe 40 and 39 at the time, roughly). I'm not kidding, really, it was the lead Sports Story in the L.A. Times that day. So what was my point here, anyway???

Paul R. , That's a damn funny line from the writer, except to Mota and Davalillo. The "BULL" was never much with the glove, but could hit his weight...a ton. Mota was one of the best pinch hitters in history, they'll probably keep his cryogenically-frozen body in the on deck circle for a 9th inning rally the next time the Dodgers make the playoffs. I lived in Riverside Cal. for 3 years inthe late 50's when the Dodgers moved there and played in the Coliseum , before Chavez Ravine was built. Got to see Koufax(not yet great, bullpen mostly), Drysdale, Snider, Hodges, Osteen et al. Still carry great memories to this day.Yea, what was the point again? :-D

Good job..

Thanks so much Rose!!

this is reall funny I like it

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