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Song Parodies -> "I Am A Cop"
Original Song Title:
"I Am A Rock"
Original Performer:
Simon And Garfunkel
Parody Song Title:
"I Am A Cop"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
a song about south park's officer barbrady
a witless day
there are things i can't remember
i'm dumb as stone
racing in my cruiser
down the streets i go
i am very often silent cause i'm slow
i am a cop...i'm a policeman
i take calls
i act both brave and mighty
but no thoughts penetrate
i have no grip on logic
i can't use my brain
there's laughter as the people feel disdain
i am a cop...i'm a policeman
don't mix me up
i have read some words before
they're sleeping in my memory
i won't disturb the slumber of brain cells that have died
if i never read i'd still be me inside
i am a cop...i'm a policeman
i have my gun
and my billy club to protect me
i am shielded by my armor
my brain is a tomb
thoughts don't seem to loom
i'm really dumb and no one reaches me
i am a cop...i'm a policeman
and this cop has no brains
and he often wonders why
there are things i can't remember
i'm dumb as stone
racing in my cruiser
down the streets i go
i am very often silent cause i'm slow
i am a cop...i'm a policeman
i take calls
i act both brave and mighty
but no thoughts penetrate
i have no grip on logic
i can't use my brain
there's laughter as the people feel disdain
i am a cop...i'm a policeman
don't mix me up
i have read some words before
they're sleeping in my memory
i won't disturb the slumber of brain cells that have died
if i never read i'd still be me inside
i am a cop...i'm a policeman
i have my gun
and my billy club to protect me
i am shielded by my armor
my brain is a tomb
thoughts don't seem to loom
i'm really dumb and no one reaches me
i am a cop...i'm a policeman
and this cop has no brains
and he often wonders why
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I don't know about anyone else, but to me South Park is better in smaller doses. You're an all day marathon.
How can you write a parody about cops and not mention doughnuts? Or at least coffee?
Rick - true, but his non-South Park parodies are a real crack-up. This ?kid? has great potential!
5's, but maybe you COULD dish out the south park parodies in smaller doses
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