Needed money
For the rent
Four-hundred fifty bucks
Plus seventeen cents
And so I tried
To get some dough
My friends came up with this--
They dared me to drink toilet water
And to chug it down
They dared me to drink toilet water
And to chug it down

So I scooped it out
And I took a drink
It tasted pretty bad
Oh, I almost spewed
My buds all said,
"Oh, that looks so fun"
But they're not brave enough
To be drinking that toilet water
And to chug it down
To be drinking that toilet water
And to chug it down

All the guys and girls
Well, they lied
They never paid me back,
For my entertainment acts
Those dirty swines!
Oh, they still owe me cash
And soon, well, they will find
All their heads dunked in toilet water!
I will push them in!
All their heads, dunked in TOILET WATER!
I will push them IIIIINNNNN!




{sploosh}