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Song Parodies -> "Jack Fletcher"

Original Song Title:

"Goldfinger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shirley Bassey

Parody Song Title:

"Jack Fletcher"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Inspired by the Man himself, and specifically by: *"Va-China" ; **"Name Is Jack"; and ***"If You're Anal and You Know It (Leave Us Spam!)", © Red Ant. NOTE TO CG: Very, very tongue-in-cheek; I love the guy. :-)
Jack Fletcher
He's the Ant
The Ant who will rave and rant
Shut up? He can't

Such a whack lecher
One-track mind: "Va-China" is all he wants*
Thinks girls are ****s!

Deep depression; his whole world is black**
Just because Mom and Dad named him "Jack"
Pat A-da-gi-o knows when he's dissed her
It's the dis of death
From Mister...

Jack Fletcher
AmIRight, beware of his trashy tongue
Sick songs he's sung!

No, corrections he don't wanna hear
If you nit-pick, you're head's up your rear***
Butt, no madder wutt, I think he's funny
Parodies are
"On the money"!

Jack Fletcher
AmIRight, write right or he'll bite you dead
This Ant is Red!
He's not black, he's Red
Stinging Red
He's so Red
He's not brown, he's Red
In the head
He's well-re-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ead!


Hug, hug, kiss, kiss :) OS might be here. © 2006 Tommy Turtle

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alvin rhodes - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
very dramatic...lol
AFW - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah, good production number here,,fives
TT - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
alvin and AFW, thanks!!! alvin, that's one reason I love using this OS - the dramatic, ominous tone clashes ludicrously with the (usually) silly song subject and lyrics.
Adagio - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I think you've got this one Red write. : ) 5's
TT - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Adagio, thanks!... nice buns, I mean, puns....
Red Ant - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Yippee! A whole tribute to me! Thanks Tommy Turtle!! I have to issue a correction though (nit-pick mode on!): If "****s" is what I think it is then you are mistaken. I respect women. I adore women. Actually, I worship them. I get on my knees and...well, the rest of this sentence is between my wife and I. ;-)

I have a parody that explains my take on grammar and other things. Look for "English is illogical !" (I'm not looking for votes on it). Have a bottle of Motrin at the ready.
TT - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Red Ant, ****s is "runts", of course. What did you think it was????

Second time you've plugged "English..." to me; went there; yes, it's very true, and I have great sympathy for anyone trying to learn and remember not only the rules but the many exceptions.

If I live long enough, everyone I've met here is going to get their own "tribute" . More coming next couple a' days.

BTW, everyone, before I contine the tributes, how come there are four (apparently) favorable comments and only three votes? Someone forget to hit the "confirm" button? :D
Tommie Tertill - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh, and Red Ant, that should be "...between my wife and me." Prepositions take objects, not... oh, hell, never mind. I knew what you meant. :) :)
Red Ant - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I thought it was something else, something that actually needed to be censored. :D

As for the "my wife and I" thing, I typed it just that way for you (hence the smiley). I knew it was grammatically incorrect, though I have long since forgotten the reason(s) why (that is, if I ever learned it/them in the first place).
TT - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
And I fell right into your trap.... No more Mr. Anal for me, it's just going to be fun, fun, fun 'til Dubya takes our free speech away... Hey, that's not a bad parody idea... I'm way backed up on the ones I have now; you can do it, and we'll split the profits?
Adagio - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
TT - " BTW, everyone, before I contine the tributes, how come there are four (apparently) favorable comments and only three votes? Someone forget to hit the "confirm" button? :D"

That's the least of your worries?
Larry Hensley - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent tribute.
TT - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Larry, thanks! Adagio, as per the smiley :D, that line was intended as a joke, as though my threat to do a "tribute" would frighten anyone into a favorable vote or comment - yeah, right. Doesn't sound as though that came across as intended. Sorry.
Michael Pacholek - January 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Don't know how I missed this one the first time around, but it's gold!

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