-> "Putrid Foodscam Slash Needy Mongrels"
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"Putrid Foodscam Slash Needy Mongrels"
Putrid food-scam, wobbling down my street
Putrid food-scam, kids out on Halloween
And I believe they're too young for goth
And all they'll get from me is loth
Needy mongrels, what they want from me
Needy mongrels, is trick or treat you see
Out for candy, much for free
Think they're gonna get from me
Shaky mongrels, sugar high
Ugly mongrels, dressing vile
Sickly mongrels, hepatitides
Puny mongrels, A-B-C
Every mongrel'll come my way
Hungry mongrels, stay away from me
Or I'll feed you, lead from my gate
Don't ask your parents, be warned too late
Pesky mongrels, don't come nearby
Pesky mongrels, don't even try
Pesky mongrels, just run away, way... all day
Cos that's the way to safety, m'kay
(lotsa hard running tiny feet interlude over shotgun fire and crows cawing)
I'll now appraise my dental state
They went and served me on a plate
Because you see…
All their candy's left for me!
Yeah, they dropped their sacks for me!
Oh… I… won the food-scam
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