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Song Parodies -> "Two By You"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Bayou"

Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Two By You"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

If your sex life
Is lackin' a half
You crave sounds
Of more than one laugh,
Add a girl,
Shapely of calf..
Get two by you

Spend more dollars,
Ring more chimes
Role play Tarzan,
Swing with two vines
Double bubble
To happier times,
With two by you

Hire a holiday,
Fun's to lay
With two by you

Might not pull much sleep
But dreams'll run deep
With two by you

On high clouds you'll float
More to rock your boat
And thrill you tenderly..

You'll greet morning sunrise
Through bloodshot eyes,
But smiley, you'll be

Log on Craig'slist,
Post once again
To you and Emily,
Add a Jen,
Three's no crowd,
It's fantasy blend
Lay two by you

You're gonna' shout hooray
From foreplay
Of two by you
Plan a plan divine,
Femininely kind,
Have two by you

Special girl of yours, by your side
Soft satin sheets, for an easier slide,
A reach away, trembling for play
Just waitin' to ride..

It's your hot little who,
With her cute little coo,
Sweet "Two" by you

It's that hot little who,
With a cute little coo,
Sweet "Two" by you

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 10

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Guy - July 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Farce - This is more like it came from an OS entitled :"Blew By You" rather than "Blue Bayou". I had no idea that Ol' Roy his own self did this OS. I always thought Linda Ronstadt was the sole performer of this mellow melody. This is better than doublemint gum any day of the week. And I'm sure the eyes would be so bloodshot that they would have to stay closed or one could bleed to death after what your parody described.

Now let's see www.craig... Oops I thought I was on the browser line. Smooth and a delight to read as usual.
Old Man Ribber - July 12, 2010 - Report this comment
This is bigamy...and pretty big of you too! Nice job! ;D
The Comedian (a.k.a. Johnny D) - July 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Reminds this old timer of them old Doublemint TV commercials.
Christie Marie M - July 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Ditto to all comments above! One satire that will "lass" a double lifetime! Ever so twice that smile was, but ever so thrice will 5's be!
LadyCooCaress - July 12, 2010 - Report this comment
. . . it's true with my eyes oBlue . . . El SatyrMajor !
Mark Scotti - July 12, 2010 - Report this comment
How about "Triple".....Fives...that is. LOL!
AFW - July 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guys, and Gals
LadyCooCaress - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Three by Me . . . oh, what glee !
John Barry - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
A hoot by you!

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