Song Parodies -> Pretty Yeoman

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Woman"

Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

  
Parody Song Title:

"Pretty Yeoman"

Parody Written by:

Timmy1000

Ah, Yeoman Rand was always the target for Captain Kirk's roving eye, but he only followed through in the episode where he split in two. Here is Kirk's wishful thinking thereafter . . .
Pretty yeoman, gawking, I'm in heat,
Pretty yeoman, assigned by ole' Star Fleet,
Pretty yeoman, I want shore leave now, you touch my youth,
I only took you, split in two - Mercy.

Pretty yeoman, skirt above the knee,
Pretty yeoman, I'm longing for a spree,
Pretty yeoman, you're not above me, hear my plea,
Are you horny just like me - Goowwww.

Pretty yeoman, drop a smile
Pretty yeoman, balk, I'm vile,
Pretty yeoman, log your file with me,
Pretty yeoman, play, play, play,
Pretty yeoman, let us stray,
Pretty yeoman, in Sick Bay with me.

'Cause I plead "screw", in heat, my plight,
Slum with me, baby, entwine me tight.

Pretty yeoman, I'll stalk and cry
Pretty yeoman, don't break my high,
Pretty yeoman, don't show dismay, hey, OK,
If that's the way I agree, OK,
I guess I'll sow my oats, my fate,
Theyll be some sorrow, right? But wait,
What do I see?
Is her flaunting rack for me?
Yeah, I'm gawking back with glee,
Oh, oh, pretty yeoman.
Poor Kirk has gone over the edge as she is simply bringing him over the Captain's Daily Log to sign.
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alvin - January 23, 2009 - Report this comment
good one...the ol' captain was a playah alright
Timmy1000 - January 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin. I think the Shat had a contract that called for a babe every show. Good thing he had Spock to back him up.
Michael McVey - January 23, 2009 - Report this comment
We were overdue for a Star Trek parody, and this was an original idea. Fascinating.
Jonathan S. - January 24, 2009 - Report this comment
"Log your file with me"...funny stuff. 555
no name - January 24, 2009 - Report this comment
why does everyone try to dogg parodies like theirs are better for real?
Red Ant - January 24, 2009 - Report this comment
=)
2Eagle - January 25, 2009 - Report this comment
She'll have to wait in line.
Claude Prez - January 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Clever stuff; flowed nicely.

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