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Song Parodies -> "Pretty Yeoman"
Original Song Title:
"Pretty Woman"
Original Performer:
Roy Orbison
Parody Song Title:
"Pretty Yeoman"
Parody Written by:
Timmy1000
The Lyrics
Ah, Yeoman Rand was always the target for Captain Kirk's roving eye, but he only followed through in the episode where he split in two. Here is Kirk's wishful thinking thereafter . . .
Pretty yeoman, gawking, I'm in heat,
Pretty yeoman, assigned by ole' Star Fleet,
Pretty yeoman, I want shore leave now, you touch my youth,
I only took you, split in two - Mercy.
Pretty yeoman, skirt above the knee,
Pretty yeoman, I'm longing for a spree,
Pretty yeoman, you're not above me, hear my plea,
Are you horny just like me - Goowwww.
Pretty yeoman, drop a smile
Pretty yeoman, balk, I'm vile,
Pretty yeoman, log your file with me,
Pretty yeoman, play, play, play,
Pretty yeoman, let us stray,
Pretty yeoman, in Sick Bay with me.
'Cause I plead "screw", in heat, my plight,
Slum with me, baby, entwine me tight.
Pretty yeoman, I'll stalk and cry
Pretty yeoman, don't break my high,
Pretty yeoman, don't show dismay, hey, OK,
If that's the way I agree, OK,
I guess I'll sow my oats, my fate,
Theyll be some sorrow, right? But wait,
What do I see?
Is her flaunting rack for me?
Yeah, I'm gawking back with glee,
Oh, oh, pretty yeoman.
Pretty yeoman, assigned by ole' Star Fleet,
Pretty yeoman, I want shore leave now, you touch my youth,
I only took you, split in two - Mercy.
Pretty yeoman, skirt above the knee,
Pretty yeoman, I'm longing for a spree,
Pretty yeoman, you're not above me, hear my plea,
Are you horny just like me - Goowwww.
Pretty yeoman, drop a smile
Pretty yeoman, balk, I'm vile,
Pretty yeoman, log your file with me,
Pretty yeoman, play, play, play,
Pretty yeoman, let us stray,
Pretty yeoman, in Sick Bay with me.
'Cause I plead "screw", in heat, my plight,
Slum with me, baby, entwine me tight.
Pretty yeoman, I'll stalk and cry
Pretty yeoman, don't break my high,
Pretty yeoman, don't show dismay, hey, OK,
If that's the way I agree, OK,
I guess I'll sow my oats, my fate,
Theyll be some sorrow, right? But wait,
What do I see?
Is her flaunting rack for me?
Yeah, I'm gawking back with glee,
Oh, oh, pretty yeoman.
Poor Kirk has gone over the edge as she is simply bringing him over the Captain's Daily Log to sign.
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good one...the ol' captain was a playah alright
Thanks, Alvin. I think the Shat had a contract that called for a babe every show. Good thing he had Spock to back him up.
We were overdue for a Star Trek parody, and this was an original idea. Fascinating.
"Log your file with me"...funny stuff. 555
why does everyone try to dogg parodies like theirs are better for real?
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She'll have to wait in line.
Clever stuff; flowed nicely.
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