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Song Parodies -> "Not Yet"
Original Song Title:
"Claudette"
Original Performer:
Roy Orbison
Parody Song Title:
"Not Yet"
Parody Written by:
Stan Hall
The Lyrics
I don't think Roy encountered this problem with Claudette. :-)
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Well, my girl’s a staunch abstainer and it’s understood
I’m gonna have to wait while to I whittle my wood.
She gets me so I’m dyin’ to live the little death
and then she hollers “Slow down, man, are you speeding on meth?”
Not yet … first we kiss and pet … not yet!
Ever the coquette … not yet!
Her formula of foreplay has first gotta be met --
skip a step you bet she’s gonna holler “Stet!”[1]
Not yet! Whoa, slow, not yet! Hey, wait, not yet!
It’s crazy-makin’ to be braked at passion’s height
“Not yet” she says when what she means is “not tonight.”
And if some day she doesn’t make me wait any more,
I hope the f*ck that follows will be worth waitin’ for.
Not yet … first we kiss and pet … not yet!
Ever the coquette … not yet!
Her formula of foreplay has first gotta be met --
skip a step you bet she’s gonna holler “Stet!”
Not yet! Whoa, slow, not yet! Hey, wait, not yet!
Before my my never-lovin’ love says “Now!” to me
I bet I’ll be a member of AARP.
I’d put my blade away but there’s no sheathin’ my knife
(or stabbin with it, either!) Man, frustration is rife.
Not yet … first we kiss and pet … not yet!
Ever the coquette … not yet!
Her formula of foreplay has first gotta be met --
skip a step you bet she’s gonna holler “Stet!”
Not yet! Whoa, slow, not yet! Hey, wait, not yet!
I’m gonna have to wait while to I whittle my wood.
She gets me so I’m dyin’ to live the little death
and then she hollers “Slow down, man, are you speeding on meth?”
Not yet … first we kiss and pet … not yet!
Ever the coquette … not yet!
Her formula of foreplay has first gotta be met --
skip a step you bet she’s gonna holler “Stet!”[1]
Not yet! Whoa, slow, not yet! Hey, wait, not yet!
It’s crazy-makin’ to be braked at passion’s height
“Not yet” she says when what she means is “not tonight.”
And if some day she doesn’t make me wait any more,
I hope the f*ck that follows will be worth waitin’ for.
Not yet … first we kiss and pet … not yet!
Ever the coquette … not yet!
Her formula of foreplay has first gotta be met --
skip a step you bet she’s gonna holler “Stet!”
Not yet! Whoa, slow, not yet! Hey, wait, not yet!
Before my my never-lovin’ love says “Now!” to me
I bet I’ll be a member of AARP.
I’d put my blade away but there’s no sheathin’ my knife
(or stabbin with it, either!) Man, frustration is rife.
Not yet … first we kiss and pet … not yet!
Ever the coquette … not yet!
Her formula of foreplay has first gotta be met --
skip a step you bet she’s gonna holler “Stet!”
Not yet! Whoa, slow, not yet! Hey, wait, not yet!
[1] Printers' terminology – restore something deleted or retain something marked for deletion.
© Stan Hall 11/15/2008
© Stan Hall 11/15/2008
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i was trying real hard not to laugh till i was done reading but it just burst out of me halfway through...sorry...great stuff, stan
Sir Stan, ~Mighty Duke 0'Halls~ gentlemanly patience will overcome all, Sir!
Thanks, Alvin (premature e****lation, was it?) and MC (sometimes yes, sometimes no, and sometimes yes, but it wasn't) :-)
Funny scenario...
Hope that when she's ready,she's wet
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