Pony Stew
He was a thoroughbred
Pony Stew
Until he dropped down dead
It’s the way he’d want to go, sweetheart you know it’s true
With gravy, beans and spuds, in Pony Stew

Pony Stew
He was too good to waste
Pony Stew
Go on now, have a taste
Sweetheart don’t be sad, you should be glad, now he’ll live on in you
He’s nutritious too, eat up your Pony Stew

Pony Stew
Now honey don’t you cry
Pony Stew
He could have been a pie
But because it needed sauce, and I can’t make a roux
I changed my mind and made him Pony Stew

Pony Stew
Now don’t you look so hurt
Pony Stew
‘Cause we’ve still got dessert
Sweetheart don’t be sad, you should be glad, now he’ll live on in you
He’s nutritious too, eat up your Pony Stew

(Lovely Pony Stew!)