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Song Parodies -> "Guido's Doritos (I Need A Meal)"

Original Song Title:

"Only the Lonely (Know How I Feel)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Guido's Doritos (I Need A Meal)"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Artist: Roy Orbison (peak Billboard position # 2 in 1960) Words and Music by Roy Orbison and Joe Melson

(Yum-yum-yum-yummy ooh-ahh)
(Oy vey vey vey vey-e ah-yeah)
(Oh, Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooh-doo-ah)
Hungry want full-ly,
Need something fuel-ly

Guido's Doritos.
(Hung-hung-hung-hungry ooh wah)
There's no way I'll meal tonight.
(Oy vey vey vey vey-e ah-yeah)
Chingos no gingos!
(Yum-yum-yum-yummy ooh-ahh)
So appealing, so light.
(Yum-yum-yum-yummy ooh-ahh)

It's what I crave-y,
Spicy and tart.
Nothing more better,
Cheap at Wal-Mart®
Hey Guido, Toledo!
That's why-y-y, I buy,
Guido's Doritos.
(Yum-yum-yum-yummy ooh-ahh)
(Oy vey vey vey vey-e ah-yeah)
(Oh, Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooh-doo-ah)
Guido's Doritos.
Guido's Doritos.
Guido's Doritos.
(Yum-yum-yum-yummy ooh-ahh)
Get no heartburn when your through,
(Oy vey vey vey vey-e ah-yeah)
(Oh, Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooh-doo-ah)
Guido's Doritos.
(Yum-yum-yum-yummy ooh-ahh)
Won't you try just try a few.
(Yum-yum-yum-yummy ooh-ahh)

Maybe tomorrow,
Get some finance.
Beg, steal or borrow,
A lottery chance.
No chips or ca-a-a-ake,
I'll then eat-me some steak.
(Yum-yum-yum-yummy ooh-ahh)
(Hey-hey-hey-hey-e-a hey-ey)
Guido's Doritos.
Guido's Doritos.
Guido's Doritos.

(Hunger Fades Somewhat)


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Michael Pacholek - October 30, 2007 - Report this comment
A good one, but I had to dock you a point for praising Wal-Mart.
John Barry - October 30, 2007 - Report this comment
A good parody about a lousy snack. Cincos, DiRito's.
alvin - October 30, 2007 - Report this comment
america's favorite triangular snack...5s for each side
Agrimorfee - October 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Chomp-worthy.
Tommy Turtle - October 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Roy Orbison said "Oy vey"? Wow, the things you learn on this site... Munch these Fives.
Guy - October 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Michael - I'd like to bury Walmart not to praise it. I just said they were cheap. I actually never shop there since they broke my car and wouldn't fix it. How do you break a car doing an oil change? Leave it to those idiots at Wally-Martinez as it is called by the locals in S. Texas. Thanks MP. John - Yeah - they really suck for something called a snack. Thanks for the comment. And thanks alvin, Agri. TT - Roy's real last name is Orbisonowitz. Hey used to say Oy vey all the time. Thanks :-)

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