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Song Parodies -> "Only The Homely"

Original Song Title:

"Only The Lonely"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Only The Homely"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Dum-dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah
Ooh-yay-yay-yay-yeah
Oh-oh-oh-oh-wah
Only The Homely

Only The Homely (dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah)
Know the way my girlfriend feels (ooh-yay-yay-yay-yeah)
Only The Homely (dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah)
She'd scare electric eels (dum-dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah)

She turns milk sour
Cars fail to start
But, still I love her
With all my heart...

Oh, Only The Homely
Know why
I cry
Only The Homely

Dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah
Ohh-yay-yay-yay-yeah
Oh-oh-oh-oh-wah
Only The Homely

Only The Homely
Know what her mirror goes through
Only The Homely
Stare at her and mutter, "Oooo!"

Looks like Al Gore-oh
In spandex pants
But, there's no sorrow
In our romance..

She makes dogs stray
They go whining away..
Only The Homely..

Dum-dum -dum-dumdy-doo-wah








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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 8

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TJC - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
This one put me in orbit, son!
Michael Pacholek - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Not sure about Roy, but now we know why YOU wear shades.
JP - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Homely women make good lovers...5's.
alvin - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
love the milk and cars line ...now THAT'S homely
AFW - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJC, Michael, JP,and alvin....Hmmm I see by the score some homely gal must've "I"ed me
John Barry - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
So, you're saying your baby isn't pretty?
Ann Hammond - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang
AFW - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, John....no, she's beautiful, John...just joshin' here...thanks, Ann

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