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Song Parodies -> "Ugly Drag Queen"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Woman"

Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Ugly Drag Queen"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Warning: May contain contents that can cause sickness, insanity, and extreme homophobia. Read this parody at your own risk!
( music starts )

Ugly drag queen, makin' people ill
Ugly drag queen, the one I want to kill
Ugly drag queen, I can't believe you
You're just a lie
No one would take a look at you
Aw man

Ugly drag queen, you should be a nuke
Ugly drag queen, I couldn't help but puke
Ugly drag queen, and you look real ugly as hell
I just thought I have seen hell

( vomits )

Ugly drag queen, get out of town
Ugly drag queen, you're going down
Ugly drag queen, just get away from me
Ugly drag queen, yuck, yuck, yuck
Ugly drag queen, go away
Ugly drag queen, stay away from me

I don't need you
I'll beat you up
F**k off you f@gg0t
Be gone tonight

Ugly drag gueen, please don't touch me
Ugly drag queen, just let me be
Ugly drag queen, please go away
Aw dude

( music break )

Get the hell away from me, m'kay
Get out while you can, it's dark
Tomorrow never dies

But wait, what just happened?
Is he running towards me?
Crap, he's running towards me
Oh f**k
Ugly drag queen.

( runs away as music ends )
Perhaps one of the most disturbing ones I've wrote.

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Jason - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty good, but i didn't find it disturbing.
Sock Puppet - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny, though you stuffed up some of the words a bit I think. 544
Randy hendry - November 25, 2006 - Report this comment
it was terrible
Max to Jason - April 29, 2007 - Report this comment
This guy did: http://www.fanfiction.net/r/3251581/0/1/
someNGer - April 29, 2007 - Report this comment
I just came.

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