grossly funny! 5's

Good argument against cannibalism...5's

Whoa, interpretation check, here. I thought it was about aliens eating humans, but it's about cannibals? Please clarify, Alvin! 555 anyways.

thanks carol AFW and dutchman...this is about aliens eating humans

Have you been watching old Twilight Zone episodes? Reading this parody reminded me of the "To Serve Man" episode. "Wait! Don't get on the ship! It's a cookbook!" Fives!

Someone years ago told me that his theory on why humans did not become extinct is because they tasted terrible.

5s, good job, alvin.

Paraphrased from an old MAD Magazine parody of "2001: A Space Odyssey":

Frank: "So, what's for dinner, Dave?"
Dave: "A glass of steak, a glass of potatoes, a glass of carrots, and a glass of salad."
Frank: "Nothing to drink?"
Dave: "Yeah, have a piece of coffee. Hey Frank, if you're bored with this space-food, why don't you try something different?"
Frank: "Like what?"
Dave: "Well, for the past six weeks, I've been eating steaks I cut from the fresh meat I found in that freezer over there."
Frank: "You idiot! That's not fresh meat --- that's one of the scientists in suspended animation, Dr. Kleptowski !"
Dave: "You mean...for the past month and a half, I've actually been eating Dr. Kleptowski ?"
Frank: "Yes! What are you going to tell Dr. Kleptowski's wife when we get back to Earth?"
Dave: "That her husband was a great man...and...delicious to the end ???"

I cannot be soylent -- I mean, silent about this. Five napkins.

I ate it up. LOL :-)

This one went well with fava beans and a nice chianti.

thanks ravyn 2ld4u johnny michael rick and mr. macphisto