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Song Parodies -> "Only The Bonely"

Original Song Title:

"Only The Lonely"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Only The Bonely"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb-dee-du-wah
Ooh-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yah
Oh-woh-woh-woh-o oh-wa-wah
Only The Bonely, Only The Bonely

Only The Bonely
Are the Hollywood Diva's
Only The Bonely
The bulemia heave-a's
They must be skinny
To be 'Miss Nibbs"
In their bikini
You count their ribs..
Yes, Only The Bonely
Hit the fashion high,
Only The Bonely..,,

Dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb--dee-du-wah
Ohh-yeah-yeah-yeah-yah
Oh-woh-woh-woh-o oh-wa-wah
Only The Bonely, Only The Bonely

Only The Bonely
Anorexic wannabe's
Only The Bonely
In dress sizes "two"s and "three"s
Hit the Red Carpet, award show eve
Stylish zombies, I do believe
Thinner than thin,
If your bonely, you win
Only The Bonely.....
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Overall Rating: 5.0
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alvin rhodes - June 13, 2005 - Report this comment
struck my funny bone...5s
alvin rhodes - June 13, 2005 - Report this comment
struck my funny bone...5s
Chuck A. Spear - June 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Ain't it the truth? I'm not into skeletons! I wouldn't give $.02 for them bags O' bones! Oh...and....nice parody!
Paul Robinson - June 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought this was about something else...nice job...
Michael Pacholek - June 13, 2005 - Report this comment
A-freakin'-men. You'll notice muh girl Catherine doesn't exactly fall into that category. Nor does J-Lo. Nor does Angelina. Nor does... uh... uh... What were we talking about here? Oh yeah, good parody. Though, for a moment, I thought "bonely" was gonna mean something else. (Sorry, Johnny, I beat you to it.)
AFW - June 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Alvin, Chuck...right, need more meat...and Thanks, Paul, and Michael....Yeah, I figured this made up word, might give that impression.
Royce Miller - June 13, 2005 - Report this comment
AFW, another good parody. The only ribs you'll see around most people are on a plate.
LucidLupin LeeBee - June 13, 2005 - Report this comment
5 - good one - though its a fibula that they win in the end - the reality is not so humerus...
AFW - June 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Royce...good line...and thanks, Lucid...also a good line
Michael Pacholek - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Does that make Lucid "Count Scapula"?
Johnny D - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
What Paul Robinson said. And part of what Michael Pacholek said.

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