Excellent Loved the 9-Lives line, and many others . 555

i love cat parodies...this one cracked me up...5s

This was purr-fect!

Dee/alvin/MasonR - Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it.

Hehehe...smile on my face the whole song...really good, Paul! 5's

5's, great job, Paul. Was it Roy Orbison's legendary uvular trill that inspired this?

just excellent :)

Adagio/Johnny D/sparky - Thank you! Johnny, actually I started out thinking about writing "Kitty Woman" - a theme involving Halle Berry's "Catwoman" character and her exploits. Not a bad idea, but I didn't see the movie so I would be guessing as to what she actually did...Feel free to use it if you did see it, 'cause I can't, bet there's a pretty good parody in there...Anyway, THEN the "uvular trill" - I love how that phrase sounds...occurred to me...

Kitty Woman - great idea! You should do that too....."Kitty Woman, the girl I like to stroke - although your furballs - kinda make me choke" - 555

Stuart - Thanks! Maybe if nobody else does it soon. I'm going out of town for a bit and probably won't be doing too much writing during that time. I'll be observing and jotting stuff down while on my trip, though. Last time I got a handful of good parodies out of my travels. I'll pitch one of them because you weren't around here then. "Country Roads, Don' t Drive Stoned"...

SOTM Already voted...still funny!

(SOTM) This is the cat's meow.

This is the meeces' knees.

SOTM - cute

Adagio/Guy/Jake-Luke & Ash - Thanks!!

(SOTM) Pretty (kitty) good, Paul!

Thanks, Kristof!

You're the cat's me-ow!

Purr...

(SOTM) Cute, but kinda simplistic.

Well, yeah, Agri - it's from the point of view of a stupid little mouse - what do you expect, Chaucer? Just kidding, of course...Thanks!

(SOTM) I like this, Paul!

(SOTM) Cat scratch fever in da house!

Pretty cheesy. In a good way, I mean. Well done.

SOTM--nice work, Paul...cute visuals!

Melhi/Know 1/Claude P/Arwen - Thanks!!

Hey Stuart - your comment about the "furballs" - I think you've got that turned around...

often I'm in too much of a rush for logic, Johnny :-)

(SOTM) Has anyone used "pussy" yet? (checks) no? - you're talking about one very desperate one, paul

very cute Paul I liked the "don't dismember me" line best... and another great old song! 5s (SOTM)

Thanks, Stuart & Martha -

(SOTM) See above!

I was gonna use pussy but Stuart beat me to it! Good one!

Johnny D & Per - Thanks! Hope everybody had something better to eat on Thanksgiving day than this hungry kitty - and I certainly hope you all had a better day than that poor, terrified little meal of a mouse parody character did...

Jeez, I was just looking at the comments and realized I thanked "Stuart & Martha" - I really should have reversed the order - then I could have thanked "Martha/Stuart"...get it??

since, apparently, you whole day over there is designed around giving thanks, Paul, why not just do it??

Yes, Stuart, we Americans ARE very confusing AND CONFUSED about the timing and propriety of thanking other people...you see, it's become customary over here to TAKE things from people first and THEN thank them for it later, as if they gave it up to you voluntarily...it makes us feel better about ourselves, and after all, isn't that what really counts?? OH...Thanks again!! BUT...this reminds me of a STORY...OK...many, MANY years ago (about 30), during the period when my family owned and operated Car Washes here in the Los Angeles area our North Hollywood location had this one particular customer from one of the Scandinavian countries...this man was very nice...it was impossible NOT to want to be polite to him...Anyway, whenever a customer paid our Cashier we ALWAYS thanked them...but this kind gentleman had a way of unintentionally throwing our "rhythm" out of kilter. When he handed over his order ticket and money HE would say "Thank you" - actually, with his accent it was more like "Saank You"...so of course we say "Thank You!"...and then HE says "Saank You"...I mean, who is going to be the first to not respond in kind? Our Cashier's were always trained to be polite and "Thank" and I often filled in at the window and made sure to do it, too, of course. And it usually went on for about 3 or 4 volleys, always with very genuine smiles on both sides, because he WAS very likeable...you did not want to hurt his feelings...and he apparently felt he should be saying "Saank you" on these occasions...how did it end up?? We finallys sold the place...(but not because of him). Thanks for staying with this story, Stuart...

no worries, Paul, and saanks for the story :-)

Paul, I had noticed that Stuart, Martha thing, but you said something first...:D

SOTM...excellent... 5's

Stuart, and Thanks for the saanks ~ ~ !! Adagio - Another example of great minds thinking alike...Dee - Thanks~

Niiice, P-Rob. But you can't fool me - this is just a great big double entendre. "Poor mouse," indeed.

Clever concept, well executed, good ending.

Very cute and very well-rhymed. Nice one Paul.

(SOTM) My best mouser was a spayed, declawed tomcat - who woulda thunk it? Funny one Paul.

Spaff/JJ/2nz/mer - Thanks for sniffin' around this one...

Purrfect (I'm sue no one's used that above...not).

Thanks, Jeff.

I don't know how I missed this one, but it's the cat's pajamas.