Loan me a twenty
(You're dumb, I'm lying to you)
(Ho hum...that's nothing new)
(I enjoy f*cking with you)
(Loan me a twenty)

Loan me a twenty (You know you won't get it back)
'Cause I need some cigarettes (my promises; not worth "Jack")
Loan me a twenty (I'm laughing behind your back)
And I swear I won't forget (don't take that to the bank)

There goes my twenty, kiss it good-bye
Gone with that liar, I sit and sigh...
I'm such a dummy, don't know wh-y-y; loaned him the twenty
(So dumb, was lying, it's true; for him that's nothing new)
(he's laughing at me, boo-hoo, loaned him that twenty, loaned him that twenty)

Loaned him a twenty (he promised to pay it back)
'Cause he promised he would pay (his promises ain't worth "Jack")
Good-bye, my twenty (right now he's laughing at me)
Yes, good-bye, I won't see you (does money grow on trees?)

Maybe tomorrow he'll pay it back
Who am I kidding? Of that there's no chance
He's such a fla-a-a-ake, I can just hear him say
"Don't have your twenty (Too bad for you, boo-hoo)
Ain't got your twenty, don't have your twenty"