-> "Those Ugly Women"
Original Song Title:
"Oh, Pretty Woman" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Those Ugly Women"
Ugly women, lying on TV
Ugly women, the types that fame seek
They won't believe you, your lies untrue
All because you look like 2s!
Ugly women, one in an airplane seat
Ugly woman, you had too much to drink
Armrest disappeared? Octo-me?
Crowded plane, where all could see!
Wow, hard to believe!
Ugly women, one nightclub wild
Ugly woman, we're alone somehow
Ugly woman, holes in your story
Ugly woman, so sad, sad, sad
Ugly woman, no witnesses you say
Ugly woman, with you I'd never play
Don't believe you, no, it's not right
These lies are crazy, in court I'll fight
Ugly women, on Hillary's side
Ugly women, who are paid to lie
Ugly women, election sway, Hey,
that's NOT ok!
Pornstar grabbing? No way!
This slut got paid to get laid
But not this rich man's delight, but wait—
Some fame she seeks
Ten others after me
A mixed bad of uglies
So, so many ugly women!
Give me a break, folks!
Not like my knockout wife Melania who is a perfect 10!!!
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