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Song Parodies -> "Those Ugly Women"

Original Song Title:

"Oh, Pretty Woman"

Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Those Ugly Women"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Trump responds to allegations of sexual abuse
Ugly women, lying on TV
Ugly women, the types that fame seek
Ugly women
They won't believe you, your lies untrue
All because you look like 2s!


Ugly women, one in an airplane seat
Ugly woman, you had too much to drink
Ugly woman
Armrest disappeared? Octo-me?
Crowded plane, where all could see!

Wow, hard to believe!

Ugly women, one nightclub wild
Ugly woman, we're alone somehow
Ugly woman, holes in your story
Ugly woman, so sad, sad, sad
Ugly woman, no witnesses you say
Ugly woman, with you I'd never play

Don't believe you, no, it's not right
These lies are crazy, in court I'll fight

Ugly women, on Hillary's side
Ugly women, who are paid to lie
Ugly women, election sway, Hey,
that's NOT ok!

Pornstar grabbing? No way!
This slut got paid to get laid
But not this rich man's delight, but wait—
Some fame she seeks

Ten others after me
A mixed bad of uglies
So, so many ugly women!

Give me a break, folks!

Not like my knockout wife Melania who is a perfect 10!!!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Jonathan - October 31, 2016 - Report this comment
Oh, Pretty Funny! 455. although I have noticed, since the investigation against her has been re-opened, Hillary is telling people to ignore the "Distractions & Noise" and not let it interfere with the election. yet, the "Distractions & Noise" were just dandy when they were about Trump's comments on a bus 11 years ago, weren't they Clinton?
Rob Arndt - October 31, 2016 - Report this comment
Exactly. But now CNN is forced to concentrate on Hillary. Notice how they are attacking Comey!!!

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