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Song Parodies -> "Ugly Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Woman"

Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Ugly Woman"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

here's another parody request of Rob Arndt's it's about none other than Mr. ...or is that Mrs. Bruce Jenner? please enjoy I had a real blast writing this one!
Ugly Woman reckless on the street
Ugly Woman the kind that comes with meat
Ugly Woman I don't believe you you're such a kook
just one quick look and I get spooked

Ugly Woman it isn't just me
Ugly Woman the whole dang world can see
Ugly Woman that you are ugly as can be
even homelier than me

Ugly Woman's what you make
Ugly Woman such a fake
like a nightmare while awake to me

Ugly Woman oy yoy yoy
Ugly Woman go away
Ugly Woman stay off my tv
I detest you you give me fright
thanks to man-lady won't sleep tonight

Ugly Woman was once a guy
Ugly Woman living a lie
can't believe these celebs today
okay it's clear you're not mentally okay
I guess you've made your choice that's great
to you I'll never masturbate
what do I see?
is "she" driving recklessly?
yeah the car's speeding towards me

Oh No! Ugly Woman!
thanks for reading!

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 26

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   0
 3   1
 4   1
 5   22

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Rafer Johnson - March 20, 2015 - Report this comment
I think we should give a pass to former Olympic Decathalon champs... and every other sex changer.
Rob Arndt - March 20, 2015 - Report this comment
I went on a date with a girl last night. I said, "You look lovely, by the way." "Thanks," she smiled. "My dad made me what I am today." "You come from a rich family?" I asked. She said, "No, he's a transgender surgeon." 555 Jon!!!
Patrick - March 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Saw a "news" story the other day that one of the characters on a soap opera was going to "come out" as "transgendered". If she was supposed to have once been a man, she had one heck of a surgeon. Even been fooling her boyfriend for all these years until the script writers revealed (created retroactively) her "secret".
Jonathan - March 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Rob - LOL! good one! and thanks for the 5's!
Patrick - doesn't surprise me a bit not that I regularly watch soap operas but I hear that they depend entirely on the writers pulling stuff out of their wazoo at random!
Al Silver - March 21, 2015 - Report this comment
What did Jenner do to deserve your enmity and ridicule? How has he transgressed? How has he offended you? Starting with Christine Jorgensen more than 60 years ago to Renee Richards and hundreds of others, people of ambiguous gender have sought resolution surgically. Do you have a problem with that?
? - March 21, 2015 - Report this comment
what's your problem mister Sniveler? it's a funny parody of a disturbed person. guess you'd prefer making fun of other celebrities like Amanda Bynes, Justin Bieber, the Kardashians, but why not Jenner? he's fair game in my book. or are you gonna play the LGBT card?
Jonathan - March 21, 2015 - Report this comment
^ ? that's something I've noticed about a lot of LGBT people they SAY they want equality but if you're going to make fun of someone gay/transgendered people are off limits!
Andy Primus - March 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Just Googled up a pic to see for myself. He certainly is an ugly Woman.
Track & Field Man - March 22, 2015 - Report this comment
Agree with Al. One of you says, "it's a funny parody of a disturbed person." Apparently you think it's a "real blast" making fun of someone's mental illness. I don't. I think it's cruel. Jonathan, equality does not mean you're free to openly "detest" somebody BECAUSE of being transgendered, Black, lame, female, etc. What's your next barrel of fun -- a parody of Michael J. Fox's involuntary movements? Everybody is equally entitled to be ridiculed if he's a jerk. I doubt very much that Jenner, who has had his Adam's apple shaved down and is growing breasts is doing it for the publicity but, if he is, he's way beyond being a jerk. He's indeed mentally ill and not "fair game." The parody acknowledges that he's "not mentally okay." So to all you genuine jerks out there who gave straight 5s, you know who you are and Shame on you!
Studley - March 22, 2015 - Report this comment
T & F Man, you're right, but you missed the main point, which is that the jerks make fun of girly-men because they're insecure about their own masculinity and they need someone to feel superior to. Poking fun at transgenders, gays, etc., is a common trait among guys who worry about getting it up.
Rob Arndt - March 22, 2015 - Report this comment
Sorry folks, but I have to step in for Jon. If you have followed the Jenner saga for years, his behavior and denials have not only disturbed his fans, but his own wife and family! At first he went through the hair changes, the lip injections, etc... only to claim he was tying to look better for his age (as a long haired man presumably). Then he acted weird and more hair changes before the Adams Apple shaving surgery. Then as people caught on, he altered appearance many times, sometimes trying to look like a woman and other times androgynous. So it was caught on film and upset his last last wife and family. Then statements came out over transgender. This Gold medalist champion could have just held a news conference a long time ago and no big deal. Btw, parodists make fun of everyone and everything. People have made fun of Michael Jackson (King of Pop), Gaga (LBGT supporter who was rumored to be a hermaphrodite) , and every other type of perceived disturbed person or sexual deviant. Stop picking on Jon. He just wrote a parody on Jenner and so have I and others here. It's unfair.
Jonathan - March 22, 2015 - Report this comment
^ Thanks Rob looks like we may need to call the WAAAHMBULANCE for a few of these readers! as for the one who mentioned that I brought up how BJ is "not mentally okay" yes yes I did I ALSO brought up the time that (s)he killed somebody by driving recklessly! and by the way guys Rob is right we parodists DO make fun of everyone and everything! I even make fun of myself! see the line "even homelier than me" it maybe thanks to the late great Rodney Dangerfield but I do employ a little self-deprecation humor from time to time...
Patrick - March 23, 2015 - Report this comment
I have not followed the Bruce Jenner story, but if he is truly mentally ill, what sort of surgeon would perform such drastic, irreversible, life altering operations on a person whose judgement is so clouded? As for his appearance, this only confirms the ludicrous nature of the "coming out" of that soap opera character, who has been played by a woman, who was born a woman, and is very attractively a woman. Am I indulging in stereotyping to think that most "transgendered" women are more inclined to look like Janet Reno?

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