He lives in an apartment somewhere over downtown Cleveland
This teenage actor, although that he still had a scratch-off card in his hand
Then he flies to someplace like that land of the raising sun
He says "I've won the contest to join LilyMu! What have I done?"

I sang, Hey! You! Kappa Mikey's not proud
Hey! You! Kappa Mikey's not proud
Hey! You! Kappa Mikey's not proud
Two's company but three's a crowd
But I'm proud, Mikey

The telephone is ringing, he say "Hi, it's me. But who is it on the line?"
A voice says, "Hi, Mikey, I'm your dad, well, I guess you're doin' fine."
He says, "It's midnight, I had a job. Don't you ever wanna go back to bed?
Just 'cause you feel so good, my boss tried to show up and bust my head."

I insult, Hey! You! Kappa Mikey's not proud
Hey! You! Kappa Mikey's not proud
Hey! You! Kappa Mikey's not proud
Two's company but three's a crowd
But I'm proud, Mikey

Mikey was fame on an anime show, he wanted to spoof "Sentai Maskman"
He was a one-man riot who's brave and very courageous not way out of hand
Cleaning bathroom grouts, I was so tired and I started to dream
In the morning, a Spongebob hater had told me "Catdog is back, they've gone obscene!"

I yelled, Hey! You! Kappa Mikey's not proud
Hey! You! Kappa Mikey's not proud
Hey! You! Kappa Mikey's not proud
Two's company but three's a crowd
But I'm proud

Hey! You! Kappa Mikey's not proud
Hey! You! Kappa Mikey's not proud
Hey! You! Kappa Mikey's not proud
Two's company but three's a crowd