Song Parodies -> "I Can't Get No SARS and That Stuff"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Get No Satisfaction"

Original Performer:

"I Can't Get No SARS and That Stuff"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Mick's reason for delaying the China tours, in what would be his own words.

I can't get no SARS and that stuff
I can't get no SARS and that stuff
I won't try, I won't try, I won't try, I won't try
I can't get no, I can't get no

When I'm hearin' 'bout this SARS, and that chick comes on my radio
She's tellin' me more and more about suspicious information
And then I find another station
I can't get no
No, I won't go

Hey, hey, hey
A-S-I-A

I can't get no SARS and that stuff
I can't get no SARS and that stuff
I won't try, I won't try, I won't try, I won't try
I can't get no, I can't get no

When I'm watchin' my TV, anchorman comes on and tells me
How dang'rous SARS can be
When I hear about SARS, I'm like "Holy Smoke!"
Please don't give your SARS to me
I can't get no
Oh, no, no, no

Hey, hey, hey
A-S-I-A

I can't get no SARS and that stuff
I can't get no SARS and that stuff
I won't try, I won't try, I won't try, I won't try
I can't get no, I can't get no

When we're tourin' round the world
Doin' "Jumpin' Jack" and "Paint It Black"
But I'm tryin' hard not to hurl in Asia
But baby, we will come back maybe next week
I can see you're on a losing streak
I can't get no
Oh, no, no, no

Hey, hey, hey
A-S-I-A

I can't get no
I can't get no
I can't get no SARS and that stuff
No SARS and that stuff
No SARS and that stuff
No SARS and that stuff

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Royce Miller - April 10, 2003 - Report this comment

I think it was pretty good, and I didn't give you low scores--keep on writing!

Jeff Reuben - April 11, 2003 - Report this comment

Decent

Mick Jagger - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment

It's true! That is exactly why we ain't touring in no Hong Kong or wherever! The Rolling Stones ain't made for having hacking coughs, ya know! BTW, excellent parody of yours, good sir!

Keith Richards - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment

We can't get no satisfaction over this whole SARS issue. I would love to play my riffs over this parody!

Bill Wyman - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment

No you wouldn't, Keith. Toronto hasn't been very good to you.

Pat - June 10, 2003 - Report this comment

Hey! A really good song! Glad you wrote one to a Rolling Stones song...:D

Charlie Watts - July 01, 2003 - Report this comment

This parody is very political and hilarious. You get straight fives, my man!

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