Yum yum yum
Munch munch munch

Please allow me
To introduce myself
I'm the last one on
The shelf

Might want to check
Expiration date
So that I'm not stale
Make you belch

I was 'round
When the stocker
Had drunk a few
My box is bent

I'm not
The most famous
Brand of all
Discount 10 cents

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
You know that both my names, they
Kind of sound the same

I stuck around
Til somebody
Went and put me
Right down there in their cart

A good meal
I'm not cracker jack
Not crunch n' munch, make you fart

The customer
Will soon take me home
I'm a cheap dinner
Though I might smell bad

Pleased to meet you
Fiddle faddle's the name
Oh yeah
Employees guess when I sell
Turn into a game
Ah, yeah

Eat it with glee
At the baseball game
If they sell me there
They probably don't

You shouted out
"Turn off my stomach now"
You ate too much
At one time somehow

Let me please
Introduce myself
I have a unique
nice taste

You'll get fatter
When you eat it
And I will
Go right to your waist

Fiddle faddle
Such a funny name
Oh yeah
Guess violin niacin
Wouldn't be the same
Oh no

Oh go and buy me

Oh crunch n' munch
That is not my name
Oh no
But what's confusing
You is that they
Rhyme anyway
Oh yeah

You know that I'm
Better than cheeseballs
Oh yeah
You ate so many
of those, could fill
All Niagara Falls

Try me
Just as every pop
Will make some popcorn
And all the candy's great

Your poker chip
Just call it in the air
When you decide
Buy me or aint

So if you eat me
Have some courtesy
Eat me with some wine
And some cheese

Use all
Your silver utensils
And just don't burp, pretty please
Oh no

Pleased you bought me
Hope you guessed my name
Oh yeah
All those other brands are
All just kind of lame
I mean it

Eat it
Yahoo
Oh yeah
Eat it all
Uh huh

Oh yeah
Eat it all up
Rhyming name
I taste so good
Remember my name

I've been round long
Got some fame
If you eat too much
You're to blame
Don't burp, don't belch, don't fart
Okay

Mmm mmm mmm, yum yum yum
This tastes good
Oh yeah
Mmm mmm mmm, yum yum yum

Oh yes
Please don't barf
Also please don't
Eat the box
This one's gone stale
Gone to waste

Boo hoo hoo, no no no,
It's gone bad, it's gone off
Boo hoo hoo, no no no,
This one tastes
Quite bad

Yep yep yep, hmm hmm hmm,
But this one's still good
Yep yep yep, hmm hmm hmm,
Best that you
Have had