(Instrumental Intro)
Yow…yow…yow
Huh, huh, huh

(Verse 1)
From your TV I introduce myself
With legal counsel for you
Carried over from another show
Backstory had reached, a debut
Started out as a McGill
When Marco was my, scamming friend
Got a job from brother
The mail room is, where I wend

(Chorus)
Paid attorney, glad you made that call
With my burner phones, you can win a legal haul

(Verse 2)
Online courses to pass the bar
When my Chuck had become a hermit
Helped the seniors with Sandpiper
Class action that, they permit
Davis and Main, where I caused much pain
When I made an ad that, caused Cliff some strain

(Chorus)
Paid attorney, glad you made that call, oh yeah
With my burner phones you can win a legal haul, ah yeah

(Verse 3)
I faked my grief since I had my beef
When my brother’s tape, made career reshape
We’re left without, a McGill from HHM
With Acker saved, married a blonde femme
Let me cross the desert with bags
Get a tan to help Lalo
My hairline started to recede
Buying multi-colored ties and suits

(Chorus)
Paid attorney, glad you made that call, oh yeah
With my burner phones you can win a legal haul, ah yeah
Oh yeah, help we Wexler

(Guitar Solo)

(Chorus)
Paid attorney, glad you made that call, oh yeah
When I negotiate you can win a legal haul, mm yeah

(Verse 4)
Just like Ehrmantraut is a criminal
And Fring fights the cartel
As Howard dies, just call me Takavic
But I can evade a jail cell
If you want a con, using Cinnabon
Or the clothes all gone, you make haste
If Marion calls out your scam
Then your free,-dom is erased, mm yeah

(Chorus)
Paid attorney, glad you made that call, mm yeah
With my burner phones you can win a legal haul, mm mean it

(Outro)
To court
Woo hoo!
Ah yeah, get to court
Oh yeah

Ba bum bum, b aba bum….
Ah yeah
Tell me, Walter, make the call?
Tell me, Jessie, did you make the call?
Tell me, Badger, make the call?
I’ll tell you on screen, you won’t fall
Ooo hoo, ooo, hoo, oooo hoo
All right

Ooo hoo hoo, ooo hoo hoo, ooo hoo hoo
Ah yeah
Ooo hoo hoo, ooo hoo hoo
Ah yes, make that call?
Tell me, Walter, make the call?
Tell me, Skylar, make the call?

Ooo hoo hoo, ooo hoo hoo, ooo hoo hoo, ooo hoo hoo
Ooo hoo hoo, ooo hoo hoo, ooo hoo hoo
Ah yeah
Make the call…