[instrumental intro]

[Verse 1: Waldo]
Hello there, let me introduce myself,
I'm the guy who always hides.
I have been around more than thirty years,
Had some people search with their eyes.
And I have a little pup named Woof,
Who was always out on his own.
Bought him at the pet store,
Cause he wouldn't be alone.

[Chorus: Waldo]
Can you find me? I am everywhere.
I was at Goldilocks' house with all of these three big bears.

[Verse 2: Waldo]
I was looking out for Goldilocks,
When I saw the bears chug down on the soup.
I washed the dishes and digged for rocks,
Ate some ice cream with a scoop.
I met the ghosts, in the vampire's coast,
It was scary there and my dog was scared.

[Chorus: Waldo]
Did you find me? I am everywhere.
I was at the haunted house with some things I must beware.

[Verse 3: Waldo]
I will appear while the people here,
Do their usual things, just without a care.
I must not know where Odlaw may appear,
Cause I only think he's my evil twin.
Let me show you my brand new book,
It's a book that you might find there,
Find all my objects that were gone,
And you'll be able to take my dare.

[Chorus: Waldo]
Do you hear me? I am everywhere.
I was at the barber shop where the barbers cut their hair.

Alright, play it, Woof!
[Guitar solo: Woof]

[Chorus/Variation: Waldo]
Did you see me? I am everywhere.
I'm riding on a roller coaster at this big old fair.

[Verse 4: Waldo]
It's like searching Carmen Sandiego,
And driving on the go.
If you don't know me, just call me Waldo,
Cause I have my own TV show.
If you search for me, tell Wenda I'm free,
Tell the wizard that I'll be okay,
Use your searching glasses wisely,
Or the police will send me away.

[Chorus: Waldo]
Do you see me? I am everywhere.
I'll be traveling whenever I see you there.

[instrumental outro with Waldo's scatting and Woof's barking, as well as other ad-lib vocals]