She doesn't have to say where they came from
It's obvious enough when they're that done
Real ones aren't that tight
You can spot them right on sight
Everyone knows
Surgery shows

Hey, Hi, Booby Tuesday
Who could hang a bra on you?
When you change with every boob job
don't mind me if i diss you

Don't question why she needs to be so busty
She'll tell you it's the only way to be
She just can't be chained
to a chest where there's no gain
and profit lost
No matter the cost

Hey, Hi, Booby Tuesday
The old gang sang shame on you
When you change with every boob job
don't mind us if we diss you

There's no time to lose, I heard her say
Get your saline before they sag away
Drooping all the time
Choose saline
and you will surely shine
Ain't implants fine?

Hey, Hi, Booby Tuesday
Who could hang a bra on you?
When you change with every boob job
don't mind me if i diss you

Hey, Hi, Booby Tuesday
The new gang sang shame on you
When you change with every boob job
don't mind us if we diss you