"(I Can't Get No) Gland Reaction"

I can’t get no gland reaction
I can’t get no Ban® to act, run!
I confide even I’d quickly stride from my side …
I can get so
ripe when sweat-soaked.

When I’m ripe I smell bizarre
´cause that Ban® roll-on’s betrayed me so
that I’m smellin’ – egad! What’s more,
even two-stick combination
just won’t dry my perspiration.
I can’t make no BO go … away today.

I can’t get no gland reaction
My man sweat flows: bad olfaction!
And I’ve tried hard to hide, even lied and denied
I can get so
ripe when sweat-soaked.

When I wash with Ivory®
and then Ban® still won’t de-smell me,
how ripe my shirts can be!
So I can’t use it, man, seem’s a dirty joke
and a shame I;m still sweaty, see.
I can’t make no BO go … away today.

I can’t get no Ban® to act, run!
My Ban® gets no gland reaction.
Don’t know why I don’t buy Certain Dri® for a try …
I can get so
ripe when sweat-soaked.

When my hide is drowned in myrrh
and I’ve used some Zest® and I’ve applied some talc
and then I’m chided by some churl
who tells me maybe better step back, baby, you reek,
man, I see the roll on I use is weak.
I can’t make no BO go … away today.

I can’t get no Ban® to act, run!
All I get’s “Whoa ! Step back, mon!”
No Ban® impact, run!
No gland reaction,
No satisfaction!