-> "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Place"
Original Song Title:
"The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The First Time Ever I Saw Your Place"
The first time ever I saw your place
It brought a stun; nose smells: rat di- -i -i -i -i -ies
Dead raccoon, old Mars™ bars, smelled like whiffs of grave
Dank and dark; the messy piles above
Odor stark, and the endless flies
The first time ever I kissed your mouth
And smelt a fart leave from your behi- -i -i -i -i -ind
And the trembling start of a captive turd
From your rear, into my hand, (need glove)
Full of fear it might expand
And the first time ever I lay with you
I felt your part expose its li -i -i -i -i -ice
And I knew those boys would find their berth
En masse, and append to mine, above
Must be gassed, or attend with lime thereof 
The first time ever I saw your place: Deface --
-- This space: Disgrace!
 "Lime" -- here, not the fruit, but calcium hydoxide, a caustic substitute for lye, used in hair relaxers and chemical depilatories (hair removers), like Nair™
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