I was just munching fries,
Feelin' sore like I bit my lips.
Such raw tenderness,
Like a gore from a needle tip.
Was biting hard don't you know it,
It's likely, likely I'll woe it.

I've lost a wisdom filling, oh a wisdom filling,
I've lost a wisdom filling, now it's gone, gone, gone, oh-ooh-oh-woe.

Now I'm grinder-less, though I try,
I can't quite bite or chew.
Should have started to fluoridize,
When I still had the chance to.
Just need my dentist applying,
'Cause hey, hey it so feels like I'm dying.

I've lost a wisdom filling, oh a wisdom filling,
I've lost a wisdom filling, now it's gone, gone, gone, oh-ooh-oh-woe.

Maybe, maybe, he can make this pain ease a few,
If he would only fix it with some filler goo.
He'll have to drill, drill, drill, drill it down all the way,
Oh don't, don't, don't, don't pull it I pray.
Fix it for me, I'm beggin' you.

Put back that wisdom filling, oh that wisdom filling,
Put back that wisdom filling, cap it on, on, on.
Oh please cap it on.