You never talk to us anymore unless you need help
You call us weasels and you manipulate the UN
You're pulling out of Kyoto (Georgie)
But Georgie, believe us we notice

You've lost your Euro allies
Wo-oh your Euro allies
You've lost your Euro allies
Now they're gone, gone, gone, gone their own way

You will not help us fight global warming in our world
You try to make us eat your inferior GMO food
You say we forget you helped us (in war)
Believe us, you never will let us

You've lost your Euro allies
Wo-oh your Euro allies
You've lost your Euro allies
Now they're gone, gone, gone, gone their own way

In past decades, we'd always bow our heads to you
(to you, to you, to you)
But now instead, we'll throw our weight behind the EU
(EU, EU, EU)
We had a treaty, a treaty you just don't sign every day
But George, Dick, Donald, Condi let it slip away
Don't need your tanks (We'll make our own)
Don't need your guns (we'll make our own)
Don't need your planes (we'll make our own)
Don't need your troops

You've lost your Euro allies
Wo-oh your Euro allies
You've lost your Euro allies
Now they're gone, gone, gone, never to return, no way