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Song Parodies -> "Last Meal"
Original Song Title:
"Last Kiss"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Pearl Jam
Parody Song Title:
"Last Meal"
Parody Written by:
Ant Boogie
The Lyrics
This song is basically when your up late at night, u call up some place, they're tired and they sometimes take forever like a bunch of asses, with or without your food, and they play that music when your on hold, at least in my neighborhood, enjoy! It is better if u improvise on the lines: ' forget your ass man; choke on your damn tips', it does indeed really ryhme, so please try to make the best of it.
Oh where oh where is that tasty dough?
I called that dude an hour ago
It was a small one with some ham and some cheese
And I'd go out and fetch it but I lost my keys.
I was up all night playin' Warcraft III
That's when the munchies haunted me
There on my desk, near my head
I thanked the Lord, my phone wasn't dead
I was lazy, so I pushed speed-dial
They put me on hold, a waiting trial
The 90's tunes, the rep was gay
That quirky voice was clear, as day.
Oh where oh where is that tasty dough?
I called that dude an hour ago
It was a small one with some ham and some cheese
And I'd go out and fetch it but I lost my keys.
When I got through, the words were flyin' high
Swears and slurs were now as high as the sky
Somethin' harsh seemed to cross my lips
"Forget your ass man; choke on your damn tips'
I listened real close, he yelled at me and said
"Just a moment we shall be right over"
I placed my order and I told him the way
Did he jip me, and who can now say?
My food was gone, even I wanted to fight
I lost my app-e-tite, that night.
Oh where oh where is that tasty dough?
I called that dude an hour ago
It was a small one with some ham and some cheese
And I'd go out and fetch it but I lost my keys.
I called that dude an hour ago
It was a small one with some ham and some cheese
And I'd go out and fetch it but I lost my keys.
I was up all night playin' Warcraft III
That's when the munchies haunted me
There on my desk, near my head
I thanked the Lord, my phone wasn't dead
I was lazy, so I pushed speed-dial
They put me on hold, a waiting trial
The 90's tunes, the rep was gay
That quirky voice was clear, as day.
Oh where oh where is that tasty dough?
I called that dude an hour ago
It was a small one with some ham and some cheese
And I'd go out and fetch it but I lost my keys.
When I got through, the words were flyin' high
Swears and slurs were now as high as the sky
Somethin' harsh seemed to cross my lips
"Forget your ass man; choke on your damn tips'
I listened real close, he yelled at me and said
"Just a moment we shall be right over"
I placed my order and I told him the way
Did he jip me, and who can now say?
My food was gone, even I wanted to fight
I lost my app-e-tite, that night.
Oh where oh where is that tasty dough?
I called that dude an hour ago
It was a small one with some ham and some cheese
And I'd go out and fetch it but I lost my keys.
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Pearl Jam's rendition of this song wasn't from the 60s. Heck, the band members were all little babies then. Use your common sense.
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