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Song Parodies -> "My Prince Albert / Miserable Bastard"
Original Song Title:
"Uncle Albert / Admiral Halsey"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Paul Mc Cartney
Parody Song Title:
"My Prince Albert / Miserable Bastard"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
i'm so sorry...my prince albert
its so scarry and its caused me so much pain
i'm so sorry...my prince albert
there's a ring of shiny chrome
but i believe its crimson stained
i'm so sorry...
guess i must have been real bored...that day
i'm so sorry...my prince albert
how it jingles when its flappin'
i'm not sure i like this thing
i'm so sorry...my prince albert
its been lookin' like a bloody thing, i'd say
its so scarry...my prince albert
it has festered like a boil
and it looks sleazy and decayed
hack and cause some slaughter...(slaughter)
hack and nearly die
hack and cause some slaughter...(slaughter)
hack and nearly die
miserable bastard modified me
a hand upon my girth...as he fumbled, clumsily
he jabbed me with a hook and i shouted angrily
"better let it lie ! "...(let it lie)
the nut just wouldn't stop till i punched him in the eye
hack and cause some slaughter...(slaughter)
hack and nearly die
hack and cause some slaughter...(slaughter)
hack and nearly die
leaks a little...peein' drippy, so i've found
see it dribble to the ground
leaks a little, i have found
leaks a little...peein' drippy, so i've found
see it dribble to the ground
leaks a little, i have found
hack and cause some slaughter...(slaughter)
hack and nearly die
hack and cause some slaughter...(slaughter)
hack and nearly die
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
its so scarry and its caused me so much pain
i'm so sorry...my prince albert
there's a ring of shiny chrome
but i believe its crimson stained
i'm so sorry...
guess i must have been real bored...that day
i'm so sorry...my prince albert
how it jingles when its flappin'
i'm not sure i like this thing
i'm so sorry...my prince albert
its been lookin' like a bloody thing, i'd say
its so scarry...my prince albert
it has festered like a boil
and it looks sleazy and decayed
hack and cause some slaughter...(slaughter)
hack and nearly die
hack and cause some slaughter...(slaughter)
hack and nearly die
miserable bastard modified me
a hand upon my girth...as he fumbled, clumsily
he jabbed me with a hook and i shouted angrily
"better let it lie ! "...(let it lie)
the nut just wouldn't stop till i punched him in the eye
hack and cause some slaughter...(slaughter)
hack and nearly die
hack and cause some slaughter...(slaughter)
hack and nearly die
leaks a little...peein' drippy, so i've found
see it dribble to the ground
leaks a little, i have found
leaks a little...peein' drippy, so i've found
see it dribble to the ground
leaks a little, i have found
hack and cause some slaughter...(slaughter)
hack and nearly die
hack and cause some slaughter...(slaughter)
hack and nearly die
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
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Yowza! The Pince Albert is one of those things that I will NEVER understand. Ever. However...I do understand the fact that this made me giggle...and you always get points for using the word 'bastard' in your parody title...=)
HA! I did more than giggle at this. Great job! 555
Very Funny write on a most piercing subject...five more piercings
Princely and poetic. 5s
That made my Dixon Nuts hurt just reading the title.
thanks arwen rick AFW john and red ant...and in case anybody is wondering...no way...not for a million bucks
OH! Now I understand what the Prince Albert is...I think. But...........Why?? Good one. Let's leave it at that...I don't understand it all. 5's
I'm sorry that I don't know what the hell is going on here.
3 dribbly 5's for your suffering... :)
5s for you, alvin --- and Agrimorfee --- info for you:
encyc.bmezine.com/?Prince_Albert_Piercing
encyc.bmezine.com/?Prince_Albert_Piercing
thanks adagio agrimorfee mr macphisto and johnny
Whatever happened to the days when he was merely in a can?
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