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Song Parodies -> "How Much is that Hoggie in the Window?"

Original Song Title:

"How Much is that Doggie in the Window?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Patti Page

Parody Song Title:

"How Much is that Hoggie in the Window?"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

No, this is NOT about buying a Harley!
How much is that hoggie in the window? (oink, oink)
The one with the squiggley tail?
How much is that hoggie in the window? (oink, oink)
I do hope that hoggie's for sale

I must take a trip to Afghanistan
Another mission supported by drones
Fighting the jihadists we all loathe
Gonna cut that hoggie right go the bone

How much is that hoggie in the window? (oink, oink)
The one with the squiggley tail?
How much is that hoggie in the window? (oink, oink)
I do hope that hoggie's for sale

In Afghanistan we get clobbered (Incoming!!!)
AKs and RPGs after dark
I need that hoggie to bleed him
Soak in blood the Quran for a start
Ham force-feed the jihadis
We "Infidels" will make the Muslims balk
Defile with pig skin their prayer mats
"Drink pig blood, or else start to talk!" (F' Allah and the Prophet)

How much is that hoggie in the window? (oink, oink)
The one with the squiggley tail?
How much is that hoggie in the window? (oink, oink)
I do hope that hoggie's for sale...

US Army can use it quite well!!!

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Rob Arndt - September 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Note: for those that don't know, yes, there are pork MREs:
Menu 16 (Pork Rib) and Menu 20 (Pork Sausage in Gravy)
Jonathan - September 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Ham It All! 5's
Callmelennie - September 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Al Hamdu Lilah!! That's Arabic for "Pork be To Allah!!"
Rob Arndt - September 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks guys. I had to do something with all the pig parodies on AiR lately!

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