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Song Parodies -> "I Fall In Feces"

Original Song Title:

"I Fall To Pieces"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Patsy Cline

Parody Song Title:

"I Fall In Feces"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I fall in feces,
Each time I get stoned on drink
I fall in feces,
Then, sober up cuz' I stink..

I just can't do bathrooms at all, sh#+tfaced
My balance seems misplaced
Everything's so far spaced
Tho' I try and I cry, tissue misses waste,
Clumsy guy..
Oh, I fall in fesces..

I fall in feces,
Legs fold and I slide around
I fall in fesces,
And I don't look good in brown..

I'm thinking today might just be the day
I take the pledge and say, alcohol's not okay..
This just may be the way,
Better than AA..
Give up rot-
gut, and not... fall in feces..

Swear off rye,
Cuz' I..fall in feces

Swear off rye,
Cuz' I..fall in feces


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Overall Rating: 4.7

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John Barry - September 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I understand that this is Larry Craig's latest excuse.
alvin - September 06, 2007 - Report this comment
just lovely...lol
Matthias - September 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I haven't been this drunk before in my entire life. Thank God!!!
Red Ant - September 06, 2007 - Report this comment
It's easier just to train the dog to crap outside. Or for you to drink indoors. =) Solid work, AFW.
TJC - September 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Anovur round ov phives.... barkeep!
AFW - September 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, john...no doubt, his new alibi...thanks, alvin.......and thanks, Matthias.never? really?...thanks, Red Ant, and TJC...
Meriadoc - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL - groan - LOL
stuart mcarthur - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
channeling Poopie Longstocking no less, AFW? - when you fall, just avoid the feces, okay? - pretty simple - lol - 555
AFW - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Meri, and stuart...
Tim Hall - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
This reminds me of a George Carlin line about how s***face originated. It is in his Filthy Words monologue
Andria - May 03, 2009 - Report this comment
I've gotten extremely drunk before, but the worst I've done was to fall off of a raised walkway, land in a weed patch and then get discovered (and chewed out) by the community college's gardener. No feces there. Great job, and this was a poo parody that I enjoyed. 555 quarts of pure alcohol for you.

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