When it began, you thought you were joking
But then they choked with smoke and mirrors.
‘Twas in the fall, then fall became the winter.
Who’d have believed you’d ever win.
One, tweeting thrumb,
Bleating scum, beating drum, cheating some.

[Chorus]
Tweet, Donald Trump, Old times never seemed so bad.
Don’t be a grump.
Just believe that you’ve been had.
So sad, so sad.


Late in the night, it can be so lonely,
But then you tweet at 2 a m.
And when you blurt,
Blurting makes you feel better.
How can you sleep when you’re tweetings spurt
One, tweeting thrumb,
Bleating scum, beating drum, cheating some.

[Chorus]
Tweet, Donald Trump, Old times never seemed so bad.
Don’t be a grump.
Just believe that you’ve been had.
So sad, so sad.