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Song Parodies -> "Texas Roadhouse"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Caroline"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Texas Roadhouse"

Parody Written by:

Erik "Taz" Mokracek

The Lyrics

I Hate Discount Stores;
Fast Food Places Are OK;
Pizzerias Are Good As Well;
The Buffets Are Fine;
When I Shop;
I Shop At The Malls;
And At Ollie's And Five Below;
Steak;
Wanting Steak;
Bloomin Onion;
Salad And A Beer;
Texas Roadhouse;
Their Food Is Super Good;
I Love That Steakhouse;
Their Burgers And Salads Are Super Good;
Other Ketchup Bottle Restaurants Are Good;
You Know Those Resturantsl
Where You Order At The Table;
Those Are The Ones I Love;
I Love My Beer;
And My Mike's Hard Lemonade
And Those Seagram's Island Breezes As Well;
Steak;
Wanting Steak;
Bloomin Onion;
Salad And A Beer;
Texas Roadhouse;
Their Food Is Super Good;
I Love That Steakhouse;
Their Burgers And Salads Are Super Good;
Other Ketchup Bottle Restaurants Are Good;

(Instrumental Break)

Texas Roadhouse;
Their Food Is Super Good;
I Love That Steakhouse;
Their Burgers And Salads Are Super Good;
Other Ketchup Bottle Restaurants Are Good;

Texas Roadhouse;
Their Food Is Super Good

(Repeat To Fade)

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