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Song Parodies -> "Merle, You’ll Be a Woman Soon"
Original Song Title:
"Girl, You’ll Be a Woman Soon"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"Merle, You’ll Be a Woman Soon"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
Merle, you'll be a woman soon...
Dove-like to touch, with fount of malaise
Guy’s kind of a girl, has tackle dismay, he
Needs box assigned
Now he’s all afired for putty with down
Gland-a-sever show when docs come around
When I’m redesigned
Won't let no dangle-ies find
Don't you know, Merle
You'll be a woman soon
Cease plumbing that stands
Merle, you'll be a woman soon
Soon you'll sit on can
Guy’s been misunderstood for all of his life
But what they're slayin', doc just cuts with his knife
"The boys and wood"
Well, vagina and mons of Venusia’s more
What I want in my pants; appendage abhor
Spear’s kaput
Babe, was no fun with a hood...
It's done to you, Merle
You'll be a woman soon
Pro-gesteron’s grand
Merle, you'll be a woman soon
Poon completes the plan
(Musical interlude: Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies)
So, Merle, now you’re a woman - swoon
Creased, concave, un-manned
Merle, no need for bits fes-tooned
New un-petered plan
Womb, take seed it can
Soon...you’ll please a man!
Dove-like to touch, with fount of malaise
Guy’s kind of a girl, has tackle dismay, he
Needs box assigned
Now he’s all afired for putty with down
Gland-a-sever show when docs come around
When I’m redesigned
Won't let no dangle-ies find
Don't you know, Merle
You'll be a woman soon
Cease plumbing that stands
Merle, you'll be a woman soon
Soon you'll sit on can
Guy’s been misunderstood for all of his life
But what they're slayin', doc just cuts with his knife
"The boys and wood"
Well, vagina and mons of Venusia’s more
What I want in my pants; appendage abhor
Spear’s kaput
Babe, was no fun with a hood...
It's done to you, Merle
You'll be a woman soon
Pro-gesteron’s grand
Merle, you'll be a woman soon
Poon completes the plan
(Musical interlude: Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies)
So, Merle, now you’re a woman - swoon
Creased, concave, un-manned
Merle, no need for bits fes-tooned
New un-petered plan
Womb, take seed it can
Soon...you’ll please a man!
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LOL! The funniest thing was imagining Neil Diamond singing it...with some guy named Merle in the audience!
Merle Haggard had a sex-change? NOW I've heard everything! 5's
Ha ha, good one. I see that your scores are quite mixed up, rather like the subject of your song.
Your wacky new look's the talk of the town ... And I never know when I reach around .. What I'm gonna find ... Dont let them carve out vagine ..... Dont you know, Bruce ... You'll be a woman soon
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