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Song Parodies -> "Bruce, You'll Be A Woman Soon"

Original Song Title:

"Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Bruce, You'll Be A Woman Soon"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On Fist

The Lyrics

Changing so much, can't count all the ways
I read the tabloids, and all that they say is
"He's lost his mind"

Have you people seen the new Jenner in town?
And them boobies though, they're looking so round
They're two of a kind
He's changing more than his mind
Don't you know

Bruce, you'll be a woman soon
Kris is not a fan
Bruce, you'll be a woman soon
Tired of being a man

"I've had too much down there for all of my life
I'll go to the doc, now, he'll whip out his knife
This boy's no more

Well, I've finally found what I've been looking for
It's a new ballroom gown, it's plus-size for sure
No more "wood"
Doctor, I've done all I could
It's up to you"

Bruce, you'll be a woman soon
Kim can't understand
Bruce, you'll be a woman soon
Tired of being a man

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Hitch - February 03, 2015 - Report this comment
Good one. Bruce will probably be a more realistic woman than anyone else in the family.
John Barry - February 03, 2015 - Report this comment
Nice job. Reminds me of this: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/neildiamond10.shtml
Callmelennie - February 03, 2015 - Report this comment
Great title!! You could have mailed the rest of it in and you still would have had a winner
Jonathan - February 03, 2015 - Report this comment
Man! He Feels Like A Woman! 5's
Maria - February 04, 2015 - Report this comment
It would be awesome if you could add the music to this.
Callmelennie - February 04, 2015 - Report this comment
His wacky new look's the talk of the town ..... And I never know when I reach around .. What I'm gonna find .... Don't let them make a vagine
Patrick - February 05, 2015 - Report this comment
I heard someone on a talk show mention that Bruce Jenner was "transitioning". Didn't know what she was talking about. Now I do. AIR is a great place to keep up with the news.
TJC - February 06, 2015 - Report this comment
Transitionin' you some fives!
John Lomain - February 08, 2015 - Report this comment
this was funny

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