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Song Parodies -> "Girl, You'll Need a Woman Soon"

Original Song Title:

"Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Girl, You'll Need a Woman Soon"

Parody Written by:

Bruce Deveraux

The Lyrics

Girl, You'll need A Woman Soon
You Love her so much
Can't count all the ways
You’d die for that girl
And all they can say is
"She's not your kind"

They never get tired
Of puttin' you down
Cause they never know
When you come around
What you’re gonna find
Don't let them make up your mind

Don't you know
Girl, you'll need a woman soon
Please, go take her hand
Girl, you'll need a woman soon
Soon you won’t want a man

You’ve been misunderstood
For all of your life
But what they're sayin',
Girl, just cuts like a knife
"A boy's just won’t do"

Well, you finally found
What You’ve been looking for
But if they get the chance,
They'll end it for sure
Sure they would
Baby, I've done all I could.

It's up to you
Girl, you'll need a woman soon
Please, go take her hand
Girl, you'll need a woman soon
Soon you won’t want a man
Soon you won’t need a man.....

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 3

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Jonathan - January 10, 2014 - Report this comment
um... er... well the pacing was spot on of course that's probably due to the massive similarities to the OS lyrics but still... 533

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