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Song Parodies -> "Governor Mitt Romney's Snowjobbin' Show"

Original Song Title:

"Brother Love's Travelling Salvation Show"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Governor Mitt Romney's Snowjobbin' Show"

Parody Written by:

giblet o'sarcasm

The Lyrics

A critique of the corporate media, for (perhaps deliberately) letting Mitt Romney get away with his 'moderate' snow job
(INSTRUMENTAL INTRO)

October night in a big shopping mall
With that campaign bus parked off the street
Mitt's practicing his speech for that outside
98 percent Caucasian sea

Staring straight at him
Like they're high on dope
In their candidate
Sees 'The Great White Hope', it's (Mitt)

CHORUS:
Governor (hey) Governor Mitt Romney's Snowjobbin' Show
(Romney, Romney)
Tell the Tea Party, they'll be cheering hearty
Their friends will all go
'Cause everyone's snowed
By Mitt Romney's show

(INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE)

That hall got suddenly still
And with the President
Shaking hands as they went
Mitt walked in

Eves baby blue
He lied with a straight face
In all three presidential debates

Still the news praised him
"He Obama schooled,
Going moderate"
Are they also fooled? It's (Mitt)

CHORUS: REPEAT

"Voters, I say, Voters
I have no anti-choice laws planned
So don't you ladies be troubled
By all my surrogates' crazy statements
'Cause that's not where I'm at
And though the math seems funny
You can believe in my budget plan
Though I can't go into detail
Trust me, it will add up"

Walk away from there
Come and take my hand
Don't be hypnotized
By his changing stands

(Romney, Romney, Romney, Romney, Romney, Romney, Romney, Romney)

Governor (hey) Governor Mitt Romney's Snowjobbin' Show (Romney, Romney)
Tell the Tea Party, they'll be cheering hearty
Their friends will all go

I say Mitt, Governor (hey) Governor Mitt Romney's Snowjobbin' Show(Romney, Romney)
Tell the Tea Party, they'll be cheering hearty
Their friends will all go.....(REPEAT AD INFINITUM)
Copyright 2012 Giblet O'Sarcasm

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