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Song Parodies -> "Rhinoplasty Man"
Original Song Title:
"Solitary Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"Rhinoplasty Man"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
your nose looks just fine
but in time
it may wander
cartilage
nasal ridge
old age comes along
what was strong
you may find shot
weak tissue
could die on you
for looks that will kill
i will still your anxiety
you'll give me thanks
for you'll rank in high society
cause i give a damn
a rhinoplasty man
rhinoplasty man
there's nothing to fear
when you're here
you have my word
first rate job
cut and bob
and when its been done
you'll have fun
girls will love you
big applause
for your schnozz
for looks that will kill
i will still your anxiety
you'll give me thanks
for you'll rank in high society
cause i give a damn
a rhinoplasty man
rhinoplasty man
but in time
it may wander
cartilage
nasal ridge
old age comes along
what was strong
you may find shot
weak tissue
could die on you
for looks that will kill
i will still your anxiety
you'll give me thanks
for you'll rank in high society
cause i give a damn
a rhinoplasty man
rhinoplasty man
there's nothing to fear
when you're here
you have my word
first rate job
cut and bob
and when its been done
you'll have fun
girls will love you
big applause
for your schnozz
for looks that will kill
i will still your anxiety
you'll give me thanks
for you'll rank in high society
cause i give a damn
a rhinoplasty man
rhinoplasty man
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Now you know why I wore women's clothes: It wasn't to get out of the Army, it was to draw attention away from my nose!
Alvin, you're gonna fit in just fine around here! Good (nose) job!
great job if I had a big nose, I'd laugh harder
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