Song Parodies -> "Schlong Slung Blue"

Original Song Title:

"Song Sung Blue"

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Original Performer:

"Schlong Slung Blue"

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The Lyrics

Schlong Slung Blue
Slammed it in a car door
Testes, too
Doctor says no ardor..

I'm perplexed..can't have no sex
For three months of time
Lay low, abstain, doc said,
In, out of bed
Nowhere else should I climb
Nowhere else should I climb..

Schlong Slung Blue
Purple-brown, a bad bruise
Can't Kung Foo,
For opponents, good news..

This sore spot..thumps a lot
And puts high pitch in my voice
Without it, I could
Really be doin' good
With Emily, and Joyce..
(Emily, and Joyce)

Schlong Slung Blue
Nightly treat with crushed ice
Truss worn, too
I call it a de-vice..

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Fiddlegirl - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment

Poor Emily and Joyce must have been deflated at the news... ;)

Mark Scotti - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment

YYYYYYouch!!! 555 lbs of ice! LOL

Old Man Ribber - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment

Painful - ly funny! This one's gonna leave a mark! ;D

blackjack21 - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment

Schlong-Slung-Blue. Now say it real fast five times.

TJC - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment

Great rhyming and humor.... de-vice... premium punnin' at its best!
(I don't usually comment re sec. codes, but 'STD' was tooooo coituscidental to pass up!)

! ! ! - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment

~ ! ~ ! ~ ! ~

Andy Primus - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment

Bruised or not at least it's a schlong not a schlort

Christie Marie M - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment

That's got to smart for a guy! This song sounds like XTC's unreleased track "Bags of Fun With Buster", the song about that same subject. Now I can imagine the guy in your song dancing, ice packing his schlong (just like David Duchovny in a cheerleading sketch in Saturday Night Live)!! 5's!

Timmy1000 - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment

What a great title and the song followed through.

AFW - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Fiddle, Mark, OMR,Blackjack..you're right, it's a tongue twister...and thanks, TJC, exclamation points, Andy, Christie, and Timmy

TT - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment

ROFLMAO by the second line, and "car door/ardor" was superb! .. But since your inflatable deflated, no loss, right? :) ... guess all the white space must be for the ice!

AFW - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, TT...about the bottom blank space..I don't know why that happens sometimes..must be the website telling me I should have made it longer..

alvin - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment

lol...title of the day

TT - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment

Check in the submission box. However many line breaks ("enter" key) you put in after the parody, that's how much white space there will be. Probably accidentally putting a lot of space at the end of the parody, not realizing that it shows in the posted version. Just a guess.

MadameExClaimtress - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment

Lord SatyrMayor, Le ~Marquis de Truss~ Mr No Can Fu; this is just too revealing, Sir L'Air . . .

AFW - August 09, 2009 - Report this comment

MadameExClaimtress: yes, I guess it is rather potent for tender audio digitaries,(like thee's) but please forgive us, sometimes I , and Sniffy just can't control our naughty side..

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