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Song Parodies -> "Holly Slowly"

Original Song Title:

"Holly Holy"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Holly Slowly"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

Holly Madison (born Holly Cullen) is an American model and television personality, best known for appearing as Hugh Hefner's number one girlfriend with Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson on the reality TV series The Girls Next Door. Although Madison has modeled for Playboy, as well as having been part of a Playmate search, she has never technically been a Playmate. Her most recent work was as a contestant on the eighth season of Dancing with the Stars.

Holly's Dolly sized
Dream of big balloons
She posed nude, looked good nude
Playboy displayed her
Holly Cullen

Holly's Hefner's dream
Top named Hooters girl
When she runs
Then her front's like a symphony
Playing slowly

See her thong
Gee her buns are strong
Boobs are out
Boobs are strong

Stars on T.V. in The Girls Next Door
And lived with Hefner and two more gals
She's number one but wanted more
Bye to Hef then Chris Angel's pal
She's his pal
Magic gal

Holly's Peta loved
No fur on her bod
Now she's seen
Dancing clean, ABC's Stars Show
Holly show more

Miss that thong
Hiding boobs are wrong
Bring them out
Show them strong

Now she claims she won't date any more
And this kills the hopes of every guy
Crushed the men who keep wanting more
Only back issues now, they rely
They rely, yeah
They rely

Holly slowly strip
Strip cause men want you
Holly slowly
Holly slowly
Copyright 2009

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 9

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alvin - May 14, 2009 - Report this comment
"holly" was jolly
Andy Primus - May 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Don't know who she is but she sounds like a hotty. PS - If it's the same in the US as it is in the UK then how come Dancing With The Stars (& most other 'celebrity' 'reality' shows) is made with a majority of people that I've never heard of. Who are these nobodies celebrated by & for what. I still remember a time when a celebrity was known by everyone. It seems to me that you're a celebrity nowadays if your claim to fame is being the dog walker of a footballer's next door neighbour.
Mark Scotti - May 14, 2009 - Report this comment
DD thanks to you, Alvin & Andy!!
Jim Rotondo - May 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job Mark, I remember Neil being the hottest ticket in town in the Eighties, the breast songwriter of that era, and here you are cleaving to greatness!
Mark Scotti - May 14, 2009 - Report this comment
"Tops" of the morning to you, Jimbo! Thanks for the TITanic praise!
AFW - May 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Very descriptive...too bad the girls next door to me don't look like her
Mark Scotti - May 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Centerfold of thanks to you AFW!!
John Barry - May 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Most original.
Tommy Turtle - May 14, 2009 - Report this comment
TOS was so stupid, you coulda' printed the dictionary to the music and it would be an improvement -- but this was wonderful visual imagery. And, uh, the funny couplet (haha), "Holly's Peta loved/ No fur on her bod" ... is that a pun? I. e. doesn't wear mink, or no "fur" of her own? (haven't seen the pix). lol 555
Mark Scotti - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to you, John. Thanks, TT and, yes, that was a pun. She did a nude ad for Peta, but the other conotation was implied as well...
Mark Scotti - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
also, Turtle, check out my Author page. I have a new recording posted for my Jet Flyby Stir parody...
Leo Keough - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Went from Holly would to Holly wouldn't, eh?...Nice job here...555!!!
Mark Scotti - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Leo!
Leo Keough - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Also, I checked out your Jet Flybyr production - another winner!!!...It's amazing how a talented group of singers can bring a parody to life - My ultimate Christmas wish is that some genius programmer will figure out a way to strip out the vocals of an OS and substitute the lyrics of a parody so that it sounds like it was sung by the singer(s) of the OS - probably won't happen in my lifetime, though,
Mark Scotti - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Leo. I actually have to credit a radio station in NY with the production of Jet Flybyr. I sent in the lyrics, and they produced the song. I did put together the slideshow video, as I did in my Ringo parody, "Autograph" That would be a pretty cool software to dub the lyrics. There has to be some genius out there to code it....

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