Song Parodies -> Darn Those Socks

Original Song Title:	"Song Sung Blue"
Original Performer:	Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:	"Darn Those Socks"
Parody Written by:	Airfarcewon

Darn Those Socks!
Left 'em on her dresser
Dumb as rocks,
Takes no second guesser,,

Cheatin' wife, I'd risked my life,
For ten minutes of fun..
Complete insane, off chain, my brain
To do..what I shouldn't have done..
I shouldn't have done..

Darn Those Socks!
Rushed, forgot my argyles
Ran four blocks
Crawled another two miles..

Got back home, breathin' dry foam
Snuck into bed with spouse, Joyce
Half asleep. says, "Dear, this bedroom smells like beer"
Can't speak, I'd lost my voice..

Next day, knocks..
Nothin' that could save me
Darn Those Socks!
That her husband gave me..

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alvin - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment

sad tale of woe....funny, too

Andria - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment

I liked this parody, and it was a vast improvement over the OS. As for socks, I buy the cheapest ones I can, because I lose them often and I usually wear shoes that cover them up. Great job, and 5s.

TJC - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment

AFW... a darn near perfect pair-ody

Stuart McArthur - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment

love the play on the word "darn" AFW, and it reminds me a little of the Bruce Willis scene in Pulp Fiction where he had to retrieve his watch - 555

2Eagle - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment

Did those gym socks smell too much? Darned good.

Kristof Robertson - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment

It's usually not socks that give the game away for me Agri...it's the used 14 inch prophyl....I'll say no more. ;-D 555

AFW - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, alvin, I guess it is a tale of woe..and whoa...and thanks, Andria..parody's just fantasy..the only place I really lose socks is in the laundry, sometimes...and thanks, TJC...good pun, there....thanks, Stuart...PulP Fict. yeah...great film...and thanks, 2Eagle..and thanks, Kristoff..funny comment

Peregrin - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment

Hi AFW! Enjoyed this one, and like Stu, loved the play on darn!

MrMacphisto - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment

I have to agree with Kristof... it's not usually socks that give it away...5-5-5

AFW - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Peregrin

AFW - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment

True, but condoms would be too matter of fact and obvious..and thanks, MrMacphisto

MissCupCakes - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment

Sir, " you're too darn Hot " . . . in that Double-Wide of yours, Sir L'Air de Farce, Royal Duke 0'Edge!

LilHeart0'Cakes - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment

Sir, L'Air de Farce, The Mighty Duke 0'Edge, ~~ H A P P Y ~ V A L E N T I N E ' s ~ D A Y to you, in that Bordello-Red Double-Wide of yours, Sir ! ((x))

AFW - February 14, 2009 - Report this comment

Well, Happy Valentine's Day to you, too...Baby And a smooch from me and my pooch, Sniffy

Andria - February 14, 2009 - Report this comment

Happy Valentine's Day, AFW!

AFW - February 14, 2009 - Report this comment

Thank you...And a Happy Val's Day to you, Andria..

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Song Parodies -> Darn Those Socks

"Song Sung Blue"

Neil Diamond

"Darn Those Socks"

Airfarcewon

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